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re: Married To A Bama Fan

Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:54 am to
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24423 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:54 am to
Just drink alot and Tiger Bait everybody. Maybe they won't invite you back next year. This year you are screwed.
Posted by Birdieputts17
Birmingham
Member since Apr 2011
57 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:59 am to
My wife is from Birmingham. Her parents and 4 siblings still reside there. We go there every year for different holidays and I'll be headed up there tomorrow. I honestly can't wait to drive through Alabama with my gameday flags flying off of the window seals. Fortunately enough, because my wife is an LSU alum, her parents are HUGE LSU fans. I don't have to hear any crap while we're visiting, we actually talk about the psycho neighbors and her parents' coworkers and how they can't stand LSU. But boy it'll get bad when we go out in public, especially when my wife and I wear LSU apparel (which I plan to do every day while we're there). There's nothing like rubbing shite in the faces of people you've beaten and plan to beat twice. They get so bitter and use the lamest excuses for past defeats it's hillarious.
Posted by beauthelab
Member since Feb 2008
4740 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 10:00 am to
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Dude, I hate to be harsh at Christmastime, but what kind of dumbass marries a Bama fan?


Well said, CT!
Posted by Missile
Where the AF sends me
Member since Jun 2007
2537 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 10:01 am to
If they dwell on the missed field goals, then point out to them the LENGTH of those field goals and ask them why Bama couldn't get any closer to the red zone to make them comfortable for their kickers.

A red zone btw, that Bama only entered ONCE THE ENTIRE GAME! They couldn't even get there in OT as our defense drove them backwards.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 10:06 am to
When her family starts getting out of hand, just smile sweetly at them and remind them what an LSU fan does to their little girl.

Crude, but effective.
This post was edited on 12/22/11 at 10:07 am
Posted by growler
Alexandria, LA
Member since Apr 2004
429 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 10:07 am to
I will pray for you.
Posted by Birdieputts17
Birmingham
Member since Apr 2011
57 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 10:09 am to
quote:

When her family starts getting out of hand, just smile sweetly at them and remind them what an LSU fan does to their little girl.



Absolutely incredible advice
Posted by geauxaces
Member since Oct 2007
493 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 10:10 am to
She's really hot and loves college football so I never get crap about watching games all day.
This post was edited on 12/22/11 at 10:46 am
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
61079 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 10:13 am to
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Dude, I hate to be harsh at Christmastime, but what kind of dumbass marries a Bama fan?
Posted by TG
Metairie
Member since Sep 2004
3062 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 10:20 am to
Whenever they start the Bama crap, just smile and laugh at them. It will piss them off that they can't get to you.
Posted by GeauxGus
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2005
5219 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 10:42 am to
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
36775 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 10:46 am to
While feel sorry for you and says :prayers sent: I have to ask, why in tarnation did you marry a BAMA fan?????
Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
21156 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 10:46 am to
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I've been married to my Bama fan wife for 10 years.


Sorry

quote:

I've got is my 5 year old son who, when asked, says "he hates the 'Roll Tide' cause they cheat."


Smarter than the average gump at 5

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hanksgiving I'll have to hear the same old crap all day about "beating a team twice" and "we really won, we just need a kicker."


Tell them you agree and then introduce them to your son.
Posted by polarbehr
behind gump lines
Member since Sep 2011
6568 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 10:50 am to
quote:

I honestly can't wait to drive through Alabama with my gameday flags flying off of the window seals.

quote:

But boy it'll get bad when we go out in public, especially when my wife and I wear LSU apparel (which I plan to do every day while we're there). There's nothing like rubbing shite in the faces of people you've beaten and plan to beat twice. They get so bitter and use the lamest excuses for past defeats it's hillarious.


Living in alabama with my auburn fan wife, we do this every day. She has even decided to fly one of my LSU flags on her car this season as well. Most of her Christmas from me was LSU related also.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56156 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 10:52 am to
quote:

my 5 year old son who, when asked, says "he hates the 'Roll Tide' cause they cheat." Which, of course, thoroughly pisses off his mom.



fricking great!....
Posted by LSULANE
Earth
Member since May 2007
4170 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 10:52 am to
The phrase all young kids need to memorize," around the bowl and down the hole-Roll Tide Roll.
Posted by O
Mandeville
Member since Oct 2011
6482 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 11:00 am to
Stay strong, Gumps are the worst.
Posted by LadyRPTiger
River Parishes
Member since Aug 2011
621 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 11:04 am to
My bil is an Alabama fan too! We just love to rip on him!
Posted by kingfish
Member since Jan 2007
853 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 11:07 am to
My wife's friend married an Alabama grad and once a year at Chrismas when we visited her mom we would go to the friends house for cocktails. This dude would lie in wait for me .
Year after year, same thing.
Well, this year he got caught screwing a stripper and now is kicked out the house. Damn, the only time I might find the conversation interesting and we aren't going for cocktails.
Ship happens!
Posted by northeasttiger
New York
Member since Sep 2008
2521 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 11:13 am to
Was in T-town. Asked at rematch.

I had simple reply that took them a few minutes to figure out.

Don't worry we have the dome booked for the next weekend in case you guys insist on a best 3 of 5 rule.
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