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Married To A Bama Fan

Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:08 am
Posted by geauxaces
Member since Oct 2007
493 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:08 am
I've been married to my Bama fan wife for 10 years. We're in AL today with her family for Christmas. There will be people up here all day long and the only other LSU fan I've got is my 5 year old son who, when asked, says "he hates the 'Roll Tide' cause they cheat." Which, of course, thoroughly pisses off his mom. Anyway, if today is anything like Thanksgiving I'll have to hear the same old crap all day about "beating a team twice" and "we really won, we just need a kicker." Pray for me brother, I just may stab one of these Gumps in the eye today.

If I can make it through today, we head to Baton Rouge tomorrow.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
42370 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:09 am to
That's the party you fake an illness for
Posted by LSUME86
Baton Rouge of course...
Member since Dec 2006
1869 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:10 am to
Prayers sent....


And.....



Oh, and 9-6.
This post was edited on 12/22/11 at 9:11 am
Posted by purpleturtle50
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2007
1261 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:12 am to
I have found that unlilke LSU fans, Alabama fans have no since of humor.
Posted by rutiger
purgatory
Member since Jun 2007
21105 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:12 am to
Just keep asking them what time it is and when they tell you say, no no no, its 5:51.
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
11872 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:12 am to
quote:

Bama fan wife for 10 years
Casty
quote:

my 5 year old son who, when asked, says "he hates the 'Roll Tide' cause they cheat."
At least your son is smart.
Posted by geauxaces
Member since Oct 2007
493 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:13 am to
quote:

Alabama fans have no since of humor


None whatsoever!
Posted by 3rdRowTrashTalker
Drunk between Kirby and the Nat
Member since Aug 2011
1841 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:13 am to
Question: What do you do if say, Grandpa, gets him a bamalandteam shirt for xmas? Does he know to instantly act pissed? Do you immediately tell him to return it? Are you polite then having a burning ceremony with your son in the backyard that evening?
Posted by DadFanAlum
TEXAS!
Member since Oct 2010
1188 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:16 am to
That's the shirt that you automatically designate for him to wear mowing the grass and doing chores.
Posted by geauxaces
Member since Oct 2007
493 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:16 am to
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Question:


He has Bama shirts. He just refuses to wear them. I know exactly what he would say, cause it's what he says ever time he sees bama stuff (keep in mind he's 5) "eeewww gross, I say Geaux Tigers not Roll Tide."
Posted by kingfish
Member since Jan 2007
853 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:18 am to
Tell them you have inside information that Saban is going to Texas on 1/10/12.
That will ruin the party
Posted by HoldMyHoneyBadger
Member since Dec 2011
89 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:19 am to
quote:

5 year old son who, when asked, says "he hates the 'Roll Tide' cause they cheat."

Just keep your son around to back you up. It sounds like he knows what he's talking about
Posted by strose
Meshry
Member since Apr 2011
423 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:20 am to
quote:



He has Bama shirts. He just refuses to wear them. I know exactly what he would say, cause it's what he says ever time he sees bama stuff (keep in mind he's 5) "eeewww gross, I say Geaux Tigers not Roll Tide."


Tell him to say; "Great more toilet paper!" Not sarcastically. Enthusiastically, like he loves the idea of toilet paper for Christmas.
Posted by geauxaces
Member since Oct 2007
493 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:21 am to
The highlight of Thanksgiving was when one guy said, "we have the better team we just got out coached" and I responded "well how does it feel to get out coached by a retard because that's what you said Miles was last year?"
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50240 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:21 am to
quote:

5 year old son who, when asked, says "he hates the 'Roll Tide' cause they cheat."


LOL. My 3yo is the same way. When he sees any Bama highlight on TV, he says "look daddy, it's the cheaters again". Bwaaaaahaaaaa.

Besides being entitled to half your shite now, does your wife, being a typical bama fan, feel entitled to anything else?
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
19693 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:31 am to
quote:

we just need a kicker


Not true. They had two kickers.
Posted by inebr8ted tiger
Arkansas
Member since Aug 2007
1395 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:32 am to
Dude, I got two words for you...

Di-Vorce!
Posted by bakersman
Grant parish
Member since Apr 2011
5704 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:47 am to
quote:

He has Bama shirts. He just refuses to wear them


shop rags for you.
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34515 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:47 am to
Dude, I hate to be harsh at Christmastime, but what kind of dumbass marries a Bama fan?

Posted by TheEye
Rightcha.
Member since Dec 2006
4734 posts
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:50 am to
quote:

beating a team twice" and "we really won


I like this cause, if they realy won and beating a team twice is tough, then the pressures on them I suppose
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