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re: Let's Overanalyze "Home Alone" and "Home Alone 2"

Posted on 11/15/17 at 7:06 pm to
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 11/15/17 at 7:06 pm to


"Hey kid...go right over there and grab that bitch right by the pussy!"
This post was edited on 11/15/17 at 7:08 pm
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 11/15/17 at 8:30 pm to
Where to start while trying to bring new perspectives to the table.

Did anyone else notice that Kevin basically spends almost all of his on screen time(Christmas Break) with his family either punished, belittled, ignored, or being pranked by his family?

This is the holiday season when people are generally on their best behavior...what if this was the McAllister family on their best behavior?

If Kevin literally spends his Christmas Holidays from school grounded in back to back years and this is the only time we see him...how many times throughout the year does he spend punished for trying to defend himself against a brother nearly what 5 years older/80lbs bigger than him that can pick on him at will with protection from their shared parents?

Or against his other siblings who have observed this pattern and also want to lash out with no fear of repercussion?

Kevin during his family interrogation voices built up resentment on how his family treats him and how he feels he is perceived by his family(again supports that this is an every day thing and not just a one time occurance)

it is literally a cry for help and the very sentiment is almost immediately dismissed entirely by his entire family who refuse to even attempt to address the issue in any capacity. Kevin is not even worth addressing in terms of trying to calm a young adolescent mind and any confusion he may be experiencing. They do not ask him to explain what he means because they are either completely aware and condone the behavior or they don't care

Also what kind of worthless Mother and Father would laugh when their younger child is publicly humiliated by their older teenage son who should know better and set an example for all his younger siblings.

"Aww Buzz, that was really nice."

"Kevin what do you have to say for ruining the play!"


This post was edited on 11/15/17 at 8:40 pm
Posted by JustLivinTheDream
Member since Jan 2017
3505 posts
Posted on 11/15/17 at 8:45 pm to
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Upon Marv's return he finds Harry standing over the body of young Kevin, having accidentially suffocated the child while trying to keep him from screaming so much.


Just imagining the look on Daniel Stern's face makes this amazing
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26932 posts
Posted on 11/15/17 at 8:48 pm to
37 pages so I’m not reading, but I absolutely love this bit on Home Alone 2.

Lost in NY? It’s a grid system mother fricker!
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 11/15/17 at 9:03 pm to
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29339 posts
Posted on 11/16/17 at 10:09 am to
This post was edited on 11/16/17 at 10:10 am
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19431 posts
Posted on 11/16/17 at 1:16 pm to
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37 pages so I’m not reading



Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12502 posts
Posted on 11/16/17 at 1:34 pm to
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Did we ever learn what Kevin's dad did for a living?


I like to combine fictional universes and pretend that he’s also his character from The Sopranos and is living a lavish lifestyle as a bent cop who is an informant for the mob.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24686 posts
Posted on 11/16/17 at 1:59 pm to
Thank you for bumping. I'm going to hang lights, drink eggnog and read through this thread later.
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
7526 posts
Posted on 11/16/17 at 2:24 pm to
Posted by Wolf
Member since Sep 2005
1336 posts
Posted on 11/16/17 at 2:57 pm to
Thus one is good too

Honest Action- Home Alone 1&2
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89790 posts
Posted on 11/16/17 at 7:22 pm to
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I absolutely love this bit on Home Alone 2.


Mulaney's parents declined an audition for him to be Kevin.

So, that makes that bit meta as frick.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29339 posts
Posted on 11/16/17 at 10:37 pm to
Anyone else notice that when Kevin is visiting the World Trade Center's observation deck, there's no one else there? You would think at Christmastime in NYC the place would be packed.

Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
10519 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 7:28 pm to
Why does Jeff put his toothbrush in his pocket?

Why is Kevin's aunt telling him to go pack his suitcase? Do a better job at parenting your own shitbag kids before anyone else's.

I'm sure this has been said but it still bothers me that there's a police officer in the house and no one even blinks. Peter McCallister just offers him some eggnog and walks off. I'd be like "whoa why the hell isnthere a cop INSIDE my house?"

The attic was not insulated. How can you send 2 kids up there to sleep, in Chicago in the winter? It had to have been in the 40s in that attic.

Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164635 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 7:40 pm to
$12 pizza in 1990. That seems a little steep.

Anything think the pizza guy looks like he could be Kevin's older brother?
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
10519 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 7:42 pm to
How did Aunt Leslie and the kids call everyone they were supposed to in the 40 seconds that the mom was on the phone with the Chicago police department?
Posted by The Eric
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
21081 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 7:44 pm to
The Santa wreath was so sinister

Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164635 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 7:45 pm to
The airport vans get there for 8 am. What kind of lazy pos adults don't wake up on their own before 8?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
110063 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 7:49 pm to
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Why does Jeff put his toothbrush in his pocket?


We’ve been overanalyzing this film for years, but why does he do it? I don’t think we’ve gone over this. It could possibly be because he was taught by his dad to always carry a shiv, giving more power to the theory that the McCallisters are an Irish mob or at least a branch of one.

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I'm sure this has been said but it still bothers me that there's a police officer in the house and no one even blinks. Peter McCallister just offers him some eggnog and walks off. I'd be like "whoa why the hell isnthere a cop INSIDE my house?"


He probably just assumed that the police chief sent one of his underlings to take one of their bribes.
This post was edited on 11/29/17 at 7:51 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
110063 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 7:51 pm to
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The airport vans get there for 8 am. What kind of lazy pos adults don't wake up on their own before 8?


The kind that typically do their work at night.
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