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Colored A$$ Wipe

Posted on 4/17/26 at 5:15 am
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4951 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 5:15 am
Take off from the 3 liter bottle thread. How many of you ole baws remember yellow, pink, blue and floral toilet paper? Seems to have disappeared around the late 80s. I think there was a problem with the dyes causing allergic reactions in some people.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20249 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 5:23 am to
Was expecting something different, you’re on a roll.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50265 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 5:35 am to
I thought this was gonna be a rant about someone.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
19777 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 5:49 am to
I only see one in that pic OP.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24188 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 5:57 am to
quote:

I think there was a problem with the dyes causing allergic reactions in some people.

That was the reason given to the public: "Health and environmental concerns" because of the dyes. Truthfully, the TP manufacturers deemed it too expensive to produce.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
35819 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:09 am to
I still remember my marine vet grandfather giving hell to my grandmother when he found out that all of the TP was pink.
Posted by Epaminondas
The Boot
Member since Jul 2020
5890 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:19 am to
quote:

there was a problem with the dyes causing allergic reactions in some people
That's a place where you really don't want an allergic reaction.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134438 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:20 am to
Sounds like an insult hurled by someone's 90yo grandpa
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
42620 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:22 am to
"Colored" is so 60's!
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16743 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:25 am to
I remember my grandma having some. Her bathroom looked kind of like this but not to same extreme.



Whenever one of the grandkids would go to take a dump she would make sure they didn't lock the door because what if they fell and hit their head?
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
40073 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:26 am to
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12490 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:31 am to
quote:

That's a place where you really don't want an allergic reaction.


With today’s technology and knowledge of chemicals, I am pretty sure a hypoallergenic version could be made. It may not be that hot pu$$y pink or electric blue that some people crave as to match the decor.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35828 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:34 am to
"Wipe your stink with some Pink"

"It may not smell like roses, but it can be cleaned by roses."


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74409 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:36 am to
quote:

Colored A$$ Wipe
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12490 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:42 am to
quote:




Imagine someone using brown or black toilet paper. You may never know if it is visually clean. I guess one could make an eco friendly TP that is unbleached.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4034 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:49 am to
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4034 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:49 am to
Double post. Please delete
This post was edited on 4/17/26 at 6:51 am
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4182 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:53 am to
My Paw Paw hated the tan colored toilet paper with little brown flowers on it. He said how in the hell am I supposed to tell if I'm done wiping?
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
5447 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 7:00 am to
My grandma always had those. She had color coordinated bathrooms.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
2024 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 7:06 am to
both my grandma and my aunt. My grandma had little tiny rose hand soaps to match the flowers on the TP. They sat in a tiny pink ceramic dish shaped like a bathtub and we were not allowed to use them.

We are either all gonna die young or we are going to live forever with all of the chemicals and unnecessary dyes we were exposed to.
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