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CA startup, R3 BIO working to grow "headless" human clones for organ harvesting

Posted on 3/31/26 at 4:59 pm
Posted by Ailsa
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 4:59 pm
Will they take the place of beagles and chimps?
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:02 pm to
That's exciting, terrifying and every other ing I can think of.
Posted by TROLA
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:03 pm to
Interesting moral discussion. The proverbial question of does our soul reside in our mind or body and heart.
Posted by Don Quixote
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:03 pm to
and they're guaranteed to all be voting democrat
Posted by Tantal
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:05 pm to
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and they're guaranteed to all be voting democrat

And they'll be claimed as dependents on someone's taxes.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:07 pm to
I wouldn’t mind sticking my organ in a headless human clone.
Posted by soonerinlOUisiana
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:09 pm to
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Interesting moral discussion. The proverbial question of does our soul reside in our mind or body and heart.


Isn’t a clone in theory nothing more than an identical twin? It has its own life, life experience, sense of being, etc. what I’m curious about is how the body will survive to maturity. I read long ago where scientists had produced headless frogs through cloning, however, they promptly died because there was no head to inhale oxygen for the body.
Posted by Lsutigerturner
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:11 pm to
That’s crazy! Can they procreate? If so what will happen when one sicko impregnates a headless thing will the offspring have a head?? Imagine the can of worms that are about to be opened.

Straight from a syfy horror film
Posted by GREENHEAD22
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:27 pm to
frick that, we need more people dying not living longer.
Posted by canyon
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:29 pm to
What if anything could go wrong?
Posted by FlySaint
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:36 pm to
Mass producing brainless Democrat voters is SO California!
Posted by BurlesonCountyAg
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:38 pm to
Posted by deltadummy
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by Laugh More
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:40 pm to
We already have liberals, why do we need more “people” without brains?
Posted by Ailsa
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:51 pm to
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That’s crazy! Can they procreate? If so what will happen when one sicko impregnates a headless thing will the offspring have a head?? Imagine the can of worms that are about to be opened.

Straight from a syfy horror film


I was wondering if gates was involved so searched and found this:

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In an interview with Wired, R3 listed three investors: billionaire Tim Draper, the Singapore-based fund Immortal Dragons, and life-extension investors LongGame Ventures.

But there is more to the story. And R3 doesn’t want that story told.

MIT Technology Review discovered that the stealth startup’s founder John Schloendorn also pitched a startling, medically graphic, and ethically charged vision for what he's called “brainless clones” to serve the role of backup human bodies.

Imagine it like this: a baby version of yourself with only enough of a brain structure to be alive in case you ever need a new kidney or liver.

Or, alternatively, he has speculated, you might one day get your brain placed into a younger clone. That could be a way to gain a second lifespan through a still hypothetical procedure known as a body transplant.

The fuller context of R3’s proposals, as well as activities of another stealth startup with related goals, have not previously been reported. They’ve been kept secret by a circle of extreme life-extension proponents who fear that their plans for immortality could be derailed by clickbait headlines and public backlash.

And that’s because the idea can sound like something straight from a creepy science fiction film. One person who heard R3’s clone presentation, and spoke on the condition of anonymity, was left reeling by its implications and shaken by Schloendorn’s enthusiastic delivery. The briefing, this person said, was like a “close encounter of the third kind” with “Dr. Strangelove.”

A key inspiration for Schloendorn is a birth defect in which children are born missing most of their cortical hemispheres; he’s shown people medical scans of these kids’ nearly empty skulls as evidence that a body can live without much of a brain.

And he’s talked about how to grow a clone. Since artificial wombs don’t exist yet, brainless bodies can’t be grown in a lab. So he’s said the first batch of brainless clones would have to be carried by women paid to do the job. In the future, though, one brainless clone could give birth to another.

Last Monday, the same day it announced itself to the world in Wired, R3 sent us a sweeping disavowal of our findings. It said Schloendorn “never made any statement regarding hypothetical ‘non-sentient human clones’ [that] would be carried by surrogates.” The most overarching of these challenges was its insistence that “any allegations of intent or conspiracy to create human clones or humans with brain damage are categorically false.”


there's more to this:
https://www.technologyreview.com/2026/03/30/1134780/r3-bio-brainless-human-clones-full-body-replacement-john-schloendorn-aging-longevity/
Posted by DeathByTossDive225
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:51 pm to
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That's exciting, terrifying and every other ing I can think of.

Probably good for medicine. Definitely good for chimps.

Way more macabre, but if you really think about it probably less likely to test the bounds of ethics than AI.

Someone asked if these could procreate. I highly doubt it… they’re probably vegetative organ farms on life support. The machinery might be there, but wouldn’t be any agency to use it.

I more curious if the things will have to eat and shite.
This post was edited on 3/31/26 at 5:54 pm
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:52 pm to
That’s like some silent hill shite


Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:54 pm to
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I more curious if the things will have to eat and shite.


Good question... and refreshing after at least two posters went straight to the sex angle, lol.

Why not just grow "parts"? Haven't they grown like human ears on mice already?

You'd think if you can do headless, you could do "parts".
Posted by DeathByTossDive225
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:59 pm to
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Why not just grow "parts"? Haven't they grown like human ears on mice already? You'd think if you can do headless, you could do "parts".

For transplants, yes. That was my first thought as well.

But for testing medicine or therapies, it’s gotta be incredibly useful to have all interacting and functional systems in place. Would probably revolutionize medicine.

But it wouldn’t be perfect. There are a lot of important bits situated in the head lol.
Posted by HeadSlash
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 6:04 pm to
Very similar to a Rick and Morty episode
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