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Uganda general claims his army could capture Tehran in 14 days

Posted on 3/30/26 at 8:47 am
Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 3/30/26 at 8:47 am


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Commander of the Uganda People’s Defence Forces Muhoozi Kainerugaba stated that his country’s army allegedly could take control of the capital of Iran within two weeks. He announced this on the social network X, specifying that the operation would take no more than 14 days and require only one brigade.

Earlier, on March 26, the head of Uganda’s defence forces had already declared the country’s readiness to join an armed conflict against Iran.

According to him, Uganda is not interested in prolonging the conflict in the Middle East, but in the event of a negative scenario is prepared to act on the side of an ally. He also stated that calls for the destruction of Israel are considered unacceptable in Uganda and would lead to support for Israel, recalling the assistance previously provided by Israel.

Uganda is a poor and relatively small landlocked African country. It gained particular notoriety under dictator Idi Amin, known for his eccentric and provocative actions, including declaring himself Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, declaring war on the United States, and the next day announcing a victorious victory.


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Edit FYI A brigade is a major tactical military formation consisting of three to six battalions (roughly 3,000–5,000 soldiers) plus supporting units.

This post was edited on 3/30/26 at 9:39 am
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Posted by HeadSlash
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Give them the job. $5 billion and another 5 for getting it done on time.
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Let’s give em a shot
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" I love Iraquis! I had two for lunch!"
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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quote:

Commander of the Uganda People’s Defence Forces Muhoozi Kainerugaba stated that his country’s army allegedly could take control of the capital of Iran within two weeks. He announced this on the social network X, specifying that the operation would take no more than 14 days and require only one brigade.


Posted by LCLa
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Posted on 3/30/26 at 9:25 am to
If he makes the Why Are You Gay? guy his press secretary I’m all for it.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Send them in
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
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quote:

He announced this on the social network X, specifying that the operation would take no more than 14 days and require only one brigade.

Posted by Shexter
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Posted by OlGrandad
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Big Daddy , part two?
Posted by TheFonz
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I think we should let him try.
Posted by OweO
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Posted on 3/30/26 at 11:58 am to
He couldn't capture Baton Rouge in 14 days
Posted by Bamafig
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There is no defense against a 50 cal mounted on a ‘97 Tacoma!
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
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Posted on 3/30/26 at 12:26 pm to
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Give them the job. $5 billion and another 5 for getting it done on time.


You give them 5 billion, they are all retiring before the job is even done.
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Posted by SlowFlowPro
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could you imagine Kony today and the boomer/Qtard rage posting?
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Let him have it
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