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Hegseth: "We’ve decided to share the ocean with Iran. We’ve given them the bottom half”

Posted on 3/19/26 at 3:57 pm
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 3/19/26 at 3:57 pm
Posted by BlueFalcon
Aberdeen Scotland
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Posted on 3/19/26 at 3:58 pm to
Hahahahaha
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
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Posted on 3/19/26 at 4:00 pm to
"Temporary jobs"

I love this energy!
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
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Posted on 3/19/26 at 4:06 pm to
"Their submarines, they once had 11... are gone."
I love the shite talk.
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 3/19/26 at 4:08 pm to
How does this make America great? Asking for a country tired of this bullshite
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
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Posted on 3/19/26 at 4:09 pm to
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Asking for a country tired of this bullshite


Iran?
Posted by Mickey Goldmill
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2010
26641 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 4:11 pm to
Such a tool. Colin Jost’s impression of him is pretty spot on.
Posted by Indefatigable
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36699 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 4:11 pm to
The pocket square is super gay
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 3/19/26 at 4:13 pm to
I can’t believe a radical leftist doesn’t like Hegseth.
Posted by TheBeezer
Texas
Member since Apr 2013
2121 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 4:22 pm to
Okay, now that shite is funny.
Posted by Red October
Member since Sep 2025
74 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:14 pm to
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Hegseth: "We’ve decided to share the ocean with Iran. We’ve given them the bottom half”


Oh, the wit just flows like water. This guy should have a YouTube channel where he's a traffic cop and gets to say smart-arse things to speeders.

Sure would cost less than $200 billion...
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
137610 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:21 pm to
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Such a tool.
Dude!
WTF!

Can you not, after Venezuela and the Epic Fury opening, simply give the guy credit where credit's due??
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
37351 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:22 pm to
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"We’ve decided to share the ocean with Iran. We’ve given them the bottom half”

It's funny but he's fibbing a bit. Our subs have the bottom half covered too.

On the bright side, Iran provided aquatic wildlife plenty of new habitat on the ocean floor. It's very environmentally friendly of them, for sure.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16267 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:52 pm to
Meanwhile the Us navy hides deep in the Indian ocean and begs for help and tells the tankers to save themselves.
Posted by ZombieCajun
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Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:53 pm to
Nope. What I voted for.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:54 pm to
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How does this make America great? Asking for a country tired of this bullshite

No one can clearly articulate how this benefits American citizens. That's a problem.
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
6852 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

How does this make America great?


It doesn't. That fact will eventually catch up with the reborn Cheney-ites this board has recently filled up with.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
172351 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

It doesn't. That fact will eventually catch up with the reborn Cheney-ites this board has recently filled up with.

It didn't fill up with them. They're religious converts.
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
48932 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:57 pm to
quote:

Such a tool. Colin Jost’s impression of him is pretty spot on.


You're so lost, Mickey. So totally lost.
Posted by BluegrassCardinal
Kentucky
Member since Nov 2022
2067 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 6:15 pm to
That’s great, SecDef can shite talk like one of us on college football Saturdays.

Did we win the war yet?
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