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Who else is sick of modernity (changing a light bulbs and iphones)

Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:35 am
Posted by burger bearcat
Member since Oct 2020
10484 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:35 am
Now you can’t even change a light bulb without having to download an app and connect the bulb to WiFi and Bluetooth.
I bought a pack of bulbs, not realizing they were “smart bulbs”. It was for an investment property I’m working on so I couldn’t even get the stupid thing to turn on if I wasn’t connected to WiFi and Bluetooth.

Does everything we do or touch have to be plugged into the cloud at all times?

Was getting off a flight recently, and was towards the back of the plane. I observed that practically every person was glued to their phone. Even a group of women who were all together coming back from a trip, were all glued to their screen. You’d think people would be focused on trying to get their belongings and getting off the plane, but they were getting they were more concerned about getting their dopamine fix after being cut off for a few hours.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63010 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:36 am to
Julius Evola.
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
4346 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:36 am to
I like my two $35 bidets
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20033 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:38 am to
quote:

I bought a pack of bulbs, not realizing they were “smart bulbs”. It was for an investment property I’m working on


1. Be happy you can afford those expensive smart bulbs
2. Be happy you own investment property
3. Be happy you have a job

Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
34051 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:41 am to
Pretty much every light bulb that resides in a lamp in my house is a smart bulb. The ability to dim a lamp is a game changer. Most of the time, I don't control them with an app, but a smart assistant.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13866 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:42 am to
Just bring ‘em back and get the non bluetooth kind. Cheaper too.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
19483 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:42 am to
While I completely agree with the premise of your diatribe, it is 100% on you for not reading the packaging of the light bulbs
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
59632 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:43 am to
quote:

Now you can’t even change a light bulb without having to download an app and connect the bulb to WiFi and Bluetooth.
I bought a pack of bulbs, not realizing they were “smart bulbs”


yeah, that's a bit ridiculous
Posted by Grenada
Member since Dec 2025
65 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:44 am to
Subtle "I bought my 1st investment property and I want all of you to know about it"
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
3788 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Now you can’t even change a light bulb without having to download an app and connect the bulb to WiFi and Bluetooth.

I bought a pack of bulbs, not realizing they were “smart bulbs”.


I don’t like everything needing Wi-Fi and all that either, but this example sounds like a you problem
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1307 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:55 am to
I’ve got a front door with a keypad.

Sounds cool.

Just give my friends the code and they can get into my house while I’m working.

Well that fricking stupid pad carries four AA batteries that last three months.

Then the batteries die and my friends can’t get into the house.

frick that pad.

Gonna make tons of house keys for the back door deadbolt now and hide them.
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1307 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Be happy you have a job


frick that mentality.

I earned my job.
Posted by TigersnJeeps
FL Panhandle
Member since Jan 2021
2786 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:07 am to
i like devices that won't work with non-OEM consumables like filters and print cartridges...
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
4899 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:12 am to
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Just give my friends the code and they can get into my house while I’m working.


Just curious. Why do you want your friends to have access to your house while you're at work?
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
40734 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:13 am to
quote:

I bought a pack of bulbs, not realizing they were “smart bulbs”


Subtle
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17531 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:24 am to
I love everything about it. Not my fault other people can’t manage. Doesn’t affect me one bit if another person is stuck on their phone or someone can’t pick the correct lightbulb off the shelf.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
472443 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Does everything we do or touch have to be plugged into the cloud at all times?

No

I just bought light bulbs and didn't have this problem because I didn't make this mistake

quote:

not realizing they were “smart bulbs”.


quote:

Was getting off a flight recently, and was towards the back of the plane. I observed that practically every person was glued to their phone. Even a group of women who were all together coming back from a trip, were all glued to their screen. You’d think people would be focused on trying to get their belongings and getting off the plane, but they were getting they were more concerned about getting their dopamine fix after being cut off for a few hours.

Is this while everyone else was standing up for no reason in the aisles? Or had those people left and for some reason these people were still on their phones when they could have left?
Posted by Roscoe14
Member since Jul 2021
378 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:27 am to
The wife (no pics) brought me a mug warmer. You know, the kind that you put your coffee cup on and it keeps it warm.

Except for this one I had to set up an account and have a password to get it to work.

Think about that, I need to have a password to keep my coffee warm.

Anyway, it is still sitting under a sink someplace.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9887 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:28 am to
quote:

but a smart assistant.


Is she your girlfriend also?
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
54291 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:37 am to
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Most of the time, I don't control them with an app, but a smart assistant.

That’s another way of saying your wife does it?
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