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$250K worth of male sex toys left Los Angeles, never made it to Dallas: A ‘Handy’ heist?

Posted on 3/11/26 at 6:34 pm
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
21683 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 6:34 pm
Whoever did this do you think they will hand them over or hand them down?

A handy heist, indeed.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2072 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 6:38 pm to
Like a dildo, probably an inside job.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
791 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 7:01 pm to
Hand over heart…

Was not me.
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
2375 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 7:04 pm to
Bet the same people that got Tucker’s Alp pouches got these dildos.
This post was edited on 3/11/26 at 7:04 pm
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
33881 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 7:04 pm to
Dammit, I don’t know what I’m gonna do to make up that money
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6956 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 7:08 pm to
I imagine some big ole trucker baw trying to sell dildos out of the back of a truck.
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
21683 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 7:09 pm to
Claiming he found them at a rail road crossing when confronted by CHP!!
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
149663 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 7:11 pm to
Someone check VOR or Tboy’s kiester
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
35655 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 7:12 pm to
Authorities should start their search in College Station
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
21683 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 7:17 pm to
I see they lost regular and the Pro versions.

This Version must be a Handy item.

Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4277 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 7:25 pm to
What a bunch of jerk-offs
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
21683 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 7:31 pm to
It even has its own app which, once downloaded, might cause one to get caught by authorities with their britches down.
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
1193 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 7:44 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
121690 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 8:04 pm to
That sucks... Or vibrates.. Whatever they do
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
24316 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 9:23 pm to
Hopefully, there will be a sign language interpreter when they have a press conference....

This post was edited on 3/11/26 at 9:25 pm
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
21683 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 9:25 pm to
I guess the firemen could not get a handle on it, if true.
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4875 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 9:33 pm to
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8386 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

The shipment in question contained Ohdoki’s “The Handy” product. You can read into the product for yourself; its name should give you a clue as to what it does


The OT tomorrow morning...

Posted by tigersbb
Member since Oct 2012
12807 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

$250K worth of male sex toys left Los Angeles, never made it to Dallas: A ‘Handy’ heist?


Sounds like someone had a stroke of good fortune.
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
21683 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 10:03 pm to
T-shirts on Amazon soon that say Where's My Ohdoki?
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