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OT Fatties Rejoice Zero Sugar Oreos Arrive on Store Shelves

Posted on 2/26/26 at 2:41 pm
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12157 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 2:41 pm
I just noticed at my local Target (Houma), they started carrying Zero Sugar Oreos.

Still not showing up at Rouses or Wally World.




Just don’t eat too many they may cause diarrhea.


Reminds me of the Olestra chips of the 1990’s.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
23402 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 2:46 pm to
How many is too many?

Posted by theCrusher
Slidell
Member since Nov 2007
1665 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 2:50 pm to
It's a bait. 2 of the regular cookie are 90 calories. Fat people will eat 20 cookies and consume 900 calories of carbs.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24031 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 2:52 pm to
What are the ingredients (er, chemicals) in this crap?
Posted by Texjohnson
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2020
81 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 2:53 pm to
Probably taste like communion
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5459 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 2:54 pm to
No damn way that tastes good. At least not close to the original
This post was edited on 2/26/26 at 2:54 pm
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12344 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 2:54 pm to
Probably just as bad if not worse than the original ingredients.
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91793 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 2:54 pm to
I mean if you're gonna eat Oreos, go for it. You're eating them for the taste and satisfaction.

To hell with the zero sugar shite.
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
9071 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

Just don’t eat too many they may cause diarrhea.

Reminds me of the Olestra chips of the 1990’s.
most folks don’t get enough fiber anyway , should help with regularity
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
88793 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 2:55 pm to
quote:


What are the ingredients (er, chemicals) in this crap?


As opposed to regular Oreos?
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
18264 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 2:55 pm to
Calling everyone else fatties while you're the one that thought this was important enough to bring to anyone's attention
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
130719 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 2:56 pm to
No thank you
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
73711 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 2:56 pm to
Hydrox cookies>oreo cookies
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101805 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 2:58 pm to
each cookie is 43 calories vs 52 w/ sugar so frick that.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20623 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 3:01 pm to




Zero sugar is the most misleading shite in the world
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20623 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 3:01 pm to
If you’re gonna eat garbage, at least get some enjoyment out of it
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
37375 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 3:03 pm to
my stomach is bubbling just thinking about it. I may love oreos, especially white double stuffed....but i dont love them enough to do that. Be shitting through a screen for a week.
This post was edited on 2/26/26 at 3:03 pm
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
18274 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 3:04 pm to
First ingredient... Maltitol

Maltitol is a sugar alcohol (polyol) used as a lower-calorie, sugar-free sweetener with 75–90% the sweetness of sucrose. Commonly derived from corn, it provides 2–3 calories per gram (vs. 4 for sugar) and is used in chocolates, candy, and diabetic-friendly foods.

While it does not promote tooth decay, it can cause gastrointestinal issues (gas, diarrhea) if consumed in excess and has a moderate glycemic index, impacting blood sugar.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
22638 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 3:19 pm to
So a "cookie" that has more sugar substitute in it than flour. Got it.
Posted by BOHICAMAN
Member since Feb 2026
441 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 3:19 pm to
What’s even the point?
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