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Your best dad jokes..
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:21 am
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:21 am
After reading user Blue Jay Friend's silly dad joke in the podiatrist thread, I want more!
What jokes do you have up your sleeve?
I have a few:
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
...white vans
What do you call an emo acapella group?
...self harmony
Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?
...concentration problems
What jokes do you have up your sleeve?
I have a few:
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
...white vans
What do you call an emo acapella group?
...self harmony
Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?
...concentration problems
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Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:22 am to bleuman
quote:
Your best dad jokes..
I save all mine in a "dadabase"
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:27 am to bleuman
How are birthdays like margaritas?
The more you have, the less you care.
The more you have, the less you care.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:27 am to Cuz413
You know how it feels when you got to go to the bathroom? Come feel of me and see if I got to go.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:28 am to bleuman
"Dad! I'm on fire!"
"Hi on fire, I'm Dad."
"Hi on fire, I'm Dad."
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:30 am to bleuman
"You bought a vacuum cleaner? That sucks..."
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:33 am to bleuman
A couple I used to use on my girls when they were kids
What did the boy candle say to the girl candle?
Do you want to go out tonight
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand
Hey, I don't claim they are good jokes but they sure got some eye rolls from my girls back in the day
What did the boy candle say to the girl candle?
Do you want to go out tonight
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand
Hey, I don't claim they are good jokes but they sure got some eye rolls from my girls back in the day
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:33 am to Allthatfades
quote:
You know how it feels when you got to go to the bathroom? Come feel of me and see if I got to go.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:33 am to bleuman
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabradore.
A labracadabradore.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:35 am to bleuman
quote:
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
...white vans
That is a keeper, right there.
What did the boy magnet say to the girl magnet?
...From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. After seeing you from the front, I find you attractive.
What do you call an nun who had a sex change?
...a transistor
Why don't photons need luggage when they go on trips?
...they're always traveling light
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:36 am to bleuman
I would give you a chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:36 am to bleuman
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
So the other one could drive.
So the other one could drive.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:38 am to bleuman
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes...apparent.
When the punchline becomes...apparent.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:42 am to bleuman
Dad jokes are how eye roll
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:43 am to Cuz413
quote:
I save all mine in a "dadabase"
touche
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:44 am to GeorgeTheGreek
quote:
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabradore.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, he aint coming.
This post was edited on 2/26/26 at 8:51 am
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:46 am to madmaxvol
What do you call a group of trans female superheroes?
...x-men
How do you find a blind guy at a nudist beach?
...it's not hard
...x-men
How do you find a blind guy at a nudist beach?
...it's not hard
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:50 am to bleuman
A blind man fell into a well.
He didn’t see that well.
He didn’t see that well.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:51 am to CocomoLSU
Apologies, I am not able to live on the site as I used to.
Don't click on it if you don't fancy a chuckle.
I'll give you another one:
What do you call a disabled supermodel?
...hot wheels
Don't click on it if you don't fancy a chuckle.
I'll give you another one:
What do you call a disabled supermodel?
...hot wheels
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