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What’s your best dad joke?
Posted on 1/21/24 at 9:47 am
Posted on 1/21/24 at 9:47 am
I know we’ve got plenty of dads on here with the same sense of humor.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 9:48 am to fastlane
The reflection in my mirror every morning
Posted on 1/21/24 at 9:54 am to fastlane
How do Germans tie their shoes?
In little knotsies.
In little knotsies.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 9:55 am to fastlane
Guess who I saw today?
Everyone I looked at.
Everyone I looked at.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 9:58 am to fastlane
What kinda fruit makes fun of you......
Banannananana
Time flies like arrow.
Fruit flies like a bannana
Banannananana
Time flies like arrow.
Fruit flies like a bannana
This post was edited on 1/21/24 at 8:17 pm
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:04 am to fastlane
I tell dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs.
Sometimes he laughs.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:18 am to fastlane
What’s an astronaut's favorite part of a computer…..space bar
Where did Hans Solo meet Chewbacca?
Space bar
What’s the gap called in Michael Strahan’s teeth…..space bar.
Where did Hans Solo meet Chewbacca?
Space bar
What’s the gap called in Michael Strahan’s teeth…..space bar.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:21 am to fastlane
The interrupting cow knock knock joke.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:26 am to Oddibe
What's blue and tastes like red paint? Blue paint.
I saw a frisbee, I couldn't understand why it was getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
I like to play with mushrooms, they're fun guys.
I saw a frisbee, I couldn't understand why it was getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
I like to play with mushrooms, they're fun guys.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:34 am to fastlane
I ate a watch for breakfast. Thought it would be time consuming, but I finished it in seconds.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:36 am to fastlane
What kind of music do people listen to in electric cars?
AC/DC
AC/DC
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:36 am to fastlane
This is more of a story about me telling a dad story and someone being offended by it.
Here is the story/conversation.
I was driving downtown by the jail and there was a midget climbing down the side!
My friend goes, dude you can’t say midget. It is a little con descending.
Here is the story/conversation.
I was driving downtown by the jail and there was a midget climbing down the side!
My friend goes, dude you can’t say midget. It is a little con descending.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:39 am to fastlane
Who don’t the animals in Africa play poker?
Too many cheetahs.
Too many cheetahs.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:40 am to KAHog
Why is it so windy in Tiger Stadium? Because there is a fan in every seat!
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:46 am to fastlane
A drunk is harassing a ghey in a bar while everyone is watching a football game on the TV. The fig is finally annoyed enough to challenge the drunk to a game of 'overtime beer football'
The object of the game is to down a mug of beer without stopping, which = TD. Then drop your pants and fart, which = the xtra point. The first person who cant finish the beer, or produce a fart, loses
The homo decides to go first to demonstrate. He downs the beer, turns his tail to the drunk, and produces a slight toot. He now claims a 7 pt lead
The drunk scoffs, slams down his beer, drops his pants and plans on ripping an enormous fart right at the homo, when suddenly the homo rushes across the floor yelling "Block that kick, Block that kick!!"
Final score:
Gheys 7
Drunks 6
The object of the game is to down a mug of beer without stopping, which = TD. Then drop your pants and fart, which = the xtra point. The first person who cant finish the beer, or produce a fart, loses
The homo decides to go first to demonstrate. He downs the beer, turns his tail to the drunk, and produces a slight toot. He now claims a 7 pt lead
The drunk scoffs, slams down his beer, drops his pants and plans on ripping an enormous fart right at the homo, when suddenly the homo rushes across the floor yelling "Block that kick, Block that kick!!"
Final score:
Gheys 7
Drunks 6
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:48 am to RobbBobb
While your joke is funny, it’s both too long and not nearly corny enough to be a dad joke.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:49 am to fastlane
Me: Here take this stud finder I can’t use it.
Family member: what you mean you can’t use it.
Me: every time I turn it on it goes off.
Family member: what you mean you can’t use it.
Me: every time I turn it on it goes off.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:59 am to Darth_Vader
While your joke is funny, it’s both too long and not nearly corny enough to be a dad joke.
Well, since I thought the OP read best "bad joke", I stand corrected
Well, since I thought the OP read best "bad joke", I stand corrected
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