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How Much Cocaine Is In Nantucket's Sewage? 3x National Average
Posted on 2/24/26 at 9:27 am
Posted on 2/24/26 at 9:27 am
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Eight months of wastewater surveillance data show consistently elevated levels of cocaine in Nantucket’s sewage - with spikes in October and December 2025 that were nearly three times the national average - even as island police have made numerous high-profile cocaine busts, including the largest in the department’s history.
The levels of other harmful substances in Nantucket’s wastewater, including fentanyl and meth, are far below regional and national levels, and even nicotine levels have largely remained below average. But the cocaine concentrations, which dramatically outstrip benchmarks for the region and the country at large, have drawn the most attention, making national headlines.
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When the body metabolises cocaine, most of it is converted to benzoylecgonine (BZE), the primary substance used in urinary drug tests for the stimulant. When cocaine levels rise, BZE levels usually follow. But despite the strikingly high levels of cocaine in Nantucket’s wastewater, BZE levels have mostly remained close to the national average, aside from a couple of significant spikes.
“Because Nantucket’s cocaine levels are above national and regional averages while BZE is often at or below average, the most likely explanations include dumping events, repeated small-scale disposal, or concurrent use with alcohol, which changes how cocaine is metabolized,” a note on the monitoring website reads in part.
Nantucket’s wastewater isn’t monitored for alcohol content.
Health director Roque Miramontes echoed these explanations.
“Certainly, dumping is a possibility,” he said. “Another is when cocaine is consumed with alcohol, it changes the metabolite that’s developed.”
https://nantucketcurrent.com/news/how-much-cocaine-is-in-nantuckets-sewage-a-lot-even-in-the-offseason
Posted on 2/24/26 at 9:28 am to Shexter
A rich person's haven. Who would have thought.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 9:29 am to Shexter
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even as island police have made numerous high-profile cocaine busts, including the largest in the department’s history.
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the most likely explanations include dumping events,
Makes sense, they probably tried flushing the coke as they were being raided.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 9:30 am to Shexter
So drink Nantucket sewage to get high? 
Posted on 2/24/26 at 9:31 am to Shexter
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his coke in a bucket...
Who kept all his coke in a bucket...
Posted on 2/24/26 at 9:46 am to Shexter
In my experience working in law enforcement, the vast majority of criminals from the wealthy neighborhoods are in trouble for either cocaine or drunk driving with some domestic abuse battery thrown in. No surprises here. You don't see meth coming out of the country clubs.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 10:28 am to Chicken
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his coke in a bucket...
He wiped the coke off his face and said without haste
If these turds were smaller I'd snort them
Who kept all his coke in a bucket...
He wiped the coke off his face and said without haste
If these turds were smaller I'd snort them
Posted on 2/24/26 at 11:13 am to Shexter
Hunter Biden has entered the chat.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 11:15 am to Shexter
That coke graph and fentanyl graph tell me they're buying to good stuff that isn't stepped on. Pretty much what i would expect for that area.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 11:19 am to Shexter
Average Nantucket resident


Posted on 2/24/26 at 11:36 am to Shexter
Now I know why Doug DeMuro spends his summers there.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:07 pm to Shexter
What else is there to do there?
Count your money, catch rock bass, snort coke.... and?
Count your money, catch rock bass, snort coke.... and?
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:06 pm to billjamin
quote:Experienced consumer enters the chat......
That coke graph and fentanyl graph tell me they're buying to good stuff that isn't stepped on. Pretty much what i would expect for that area.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:12 pm to Shexter
Rich leftists love the white powder and illegals.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:12 pm to Shexter
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The levels of other harmful substances in Nantucket’s wastewater, including fentanyl and meth, are far below regional and national levels
All I got from this article is rich ppl can get pure cocaine.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:17 pm to jaytothen
And now we know why the liberals are all mad about Trump strikeforcing boats in the Caribbean.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:19 pm to Shexter
Rich people like Cocaine. This is not new nor is it news.
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