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How Much Cocaine Is In Nantucket's Sewage? 3x National Average

Posted on 2/24/26 at 9:27 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19822 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 9:27 am


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Eight months of wastewater surveillance data show consistently elevated levels of cocaine in Nantucket’s sewage - with spikes in October and December 2025 that were nearly three times the national average - even as island police have made numerous high-profile cocaine busts, including the largest in the department’s history.

The levels of other harmful substances in Nantucket’s wastewater, including fentanyl and meth, are far below regional and national levels, and even nicotine levels have largely remained below average. But the cocaine concentrations, which dramatically outstrip benchmarks for the region and the country at large, have drawn the most attention, making national headlines.




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When the body metabolises cocaine, most of it is converted to benzoylecgonine (BZE), the primary substance used in urinary drug tests for the stimulant. When cocaine levels rise, BZE levels usually follow. But despite the strikingly high levels of cocaine in Nantucket’s wastewater, BZE levels have mostly remained close to the national average, aside from a couple of significant spikes.

“Because Nantucket’s cocaine levels are above national and regional averages while BZE is often at or below average, the most likely explanations include dumping events, repeated small-scale disposal, or concurrent use with alcohol, which changes how cocaine is metabolized,” a note on the monitoring website reads in part.

Nantucket’s wastewater isn’t monitored for alcohol content.

Health director Roque Miramontes echoed these explanations.

“Certainly, dumping is a possibility,” he said. “Another is when cocaine is consumed with alcohol, it changes the metabolite that’s developed.”




https://nantucketcurrent.com/news/how-much-cocaine-is-in-nantuckets-sewage-a-lot-even-in-the-offseason
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
138029 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 9:28 am to
A rich person's haven. Who would have thought.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7709 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 9:29 am to
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even as island police have made numerous high-profile cocaine busts, including the largest in the department’s history.


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the most likely explanations include dumping events,


Makes sense, they probably tried flushing the coke as they were being raided.
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
64832 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 9:30 am to
So drink Nantucket sewage to get high?
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27347 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 9:31 am to
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his coke in a bucket...
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23032 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 9:46 am to
In my experience working in law enforcement, the vast majority of criminals from the wealthy neighborhoods are in trouble for either cocaine or drunk driving with some domestic abuse battery thrown in. No surprises here. You don't see meth coming out of the country clubs.
Posted by bootyswamper
Paulina KopKop
Member since Nov 2004
2383 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 10:28 am to
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his coke in a bucket...
He wiped the coke off his face and said without haste
If these turds were smaller I'd snort them
Posted by Sharlo
Van down by the river.
Member since Oct 2021
1331 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 10:39 am to
The Kennedy Effect.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
14143 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 11:13 am to
Hunter Biden has entered the chat.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17426 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 11:15 am to
That coke graph and fentanyl graph tell me they're buying to good stuff that isn't stepped on. Pretty much what i would expect for that area.
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
10382 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 11:16 am to
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Nantucket


Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
35292 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 11:19 am to
Average Nantucket resident
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59200 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 11:36 am to
Now I know why Doug DeMuro spends his summers there.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
74432 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:07 pm to
What else is there to do there?

Count your money, catch rock bass, snort coke.... and?
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45026 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

That coke graph and fentanyl graph tell me they're buying to good stuff that isn't stepped on. Pretty much what i would expect for that area.
Experienced consumer enters the chat......
Posted by winkchance
St. George, LA
Member since Jul 2016
6444 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:12 pm to
Rich leftists love the white powder and illegals.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8531 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:12 pm to
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The levels of other harmful substances in Nantucket’s wastewater, including fentanyl and meth, are far below regional and national levels


All I got from this article is rich ppl can get pure cocaine.
Posted by extremetigerfanatic
Member since Oct 2003
5930 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:17 pm to
And now we know why the liberals are all mad about Trump strikeforcing boats in the Caribbean.
Posted by nobigdeal69
baton rouge
Member since Nov 2009
2273 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:19 pm to
Rich people like Cocaine. This is not new nor is it news.
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles
San Diego, CA
Member since Feb 2014
1357 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:03 pm to
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