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Former FTX exec and model Caroline Ellison is now a free woman
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:53 pm
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:53 pm
Would you if you found out she stashed away $20+ million or so in crypto from the FTX scandal?
Not sure if this one is real but throwing it in
Former Alameda CEO Caroline Ellison Freed from Federal Custody After 14 Months
Also, let's not forget the wonderful court sketches that came out of that

Not sure if this one is real but throwing it in
Former Alameda CEO Caroline Ellison Freed from Federal Custody After 14 Months
Also, let's not forget the wonderful court sketches that came out of that

Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:54 pm to stout
Still guilty. Lock her back up.
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:55 pm to SouthPlains
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…can anyone here fix her?
I don't know of any plastic surgeons who post here. So, the answer is absolutely fricking not.
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:55 pm to stout
quote:
Would you if you found out she stashed away $20+ million or so in crypto from the FTX scandal?
Sure.
I’ve done worse for free.
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:55 pm to stout
$20 million wouldn’t be nearly enough.
This post was edited on 1/22/26 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:57 pm to stout
She has a face like a burrowing mammal, as if nature is trying to get rid of her eyes.
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:00 pm to stout
There's no way I won't sound harsh in saying this but I'll say it anyway
That's one of the ugliest people I've ever seen
That's one of the ugliest people I've ever seen
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:01 pm to SouthPlains
quote:
can anyone here fix her?
Start with a dentist and orthodontist!
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:03 pm to liquid rabbit
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Model airplane?
A spitting image of supersonic one

Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:04 pm to stout
Weren't there stories of drug-fueled orgies amongst the FTX executives?
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:05 pm to JetsetNuggs
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There's no way I won't sound harsh in saying this but I'll say it anyway
That's one of the ugliest people I've ever seen
Reminder that they were all having orgies and she got passed around

Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:10 pm to stout
I definitely don't know the definition of "model". Thought I did... but clearly I do not.
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:14 pm to stout
Words cannot describe her beauty.
Fortunately numbers can, she's a 0. And she's got a 5 head.
Fortunately numbers can, she's a 0. And she's got a 5 head.
This post was edited on 1/22/26 at 4:08 pm
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:14 pm to stout
Already slid in her dms didn't you, stout?
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