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Former FTX exec and model Caroline Ellison is now a free woman

Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:53 pm
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
180884 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:53 pm
Would you if you found out she stashed away $20+ million or so in crypto from the FTX scandal?












Not sure if this one is real but throwing it in







Former Alameda CEO Caroline Ellison Freed from Federal Custody After 14 Months





Also, let's not forget the wonderful court sketches that came out of that





Posted by SouthPlains
Member since Jul 2023
1083 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:54 pm to
…can anyone here fix her?
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
12038 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:54 pm to
Still guilty. Lock her back up.
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32045 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:55 pm to
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model


Posted by LOL
Member since Jun 2015
803 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:55 pm to
If.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118016 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

…can anyone here fix her?


I don't know of any plastic surgeons who post here. So, the answer is absolutely fricking not.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32032 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

Would you if you found out she stashed away $20+ million or so in crypto from the FTX scandal?


Sure.

I’ve done worse for free.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
13382 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:55 pm to
$20 million wouldn’t be nearly enough.
This post was edited on 1/22/26 at 3:02 pm
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5805 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:57 pm to
She has a face like a burrowing mammal, as if nature is trying to get rid of her eyes.
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
64828 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 2:58 pm to
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model

Model airplane?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15395 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:00 pm to
There's no way I won't sound harsh in saying this but I'll say it anyway

That's one of the ugliest people I've ever seen
Posted by zuluboudreaux
God’s country USA
Member since Jan 2008
1100 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

can anyone here fix her?


Start with a dentist and orthodontist!
Posted by Geaux Piggins Geaux
Member since Aug 2015
977 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:03 pm to
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Model airplane?

A spitting image of supersonic one

Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29550 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:04 pm to
Weren't there stories of drug-fueled orgies amongst the FTX executives?



Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
180884 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:05 pm to
quote:


There's no way I won't sound harsh in saying this but I'll say it anyway

That's one of the ugliest people I've ever seen



Reminder that they were all having orgies and she got passed around



Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84980 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:06 pm to
Good lord, that last picture
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
19673 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:07 pm to
Woof
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23678 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:10 pm to
I definitely don't know the definition of "model". Thought I did... but clearly I do not.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
12401 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:14 pm to
Words cannot describe her beauty.












Fortunately numbers can, she's a 0. And she's got a 5 head.
This post was edited on 1/22/26 at 4:08 pm
Posted by jclem11
Chief Nihilist
Member since Nov 2011
9647 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:14 pm to
Already slid in her dms didn't you, stout?
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