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2027 Portal Combat Banned List
Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:09 am
Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:09 am
As we go into future seasons of portal transfer madness, it might be a good idea to establish a list of things we are all done with. A way to keep a little order and sanity in a mad world. Please add to the list as you see fit and I will have it notarized and sent to The Portal King to nail to the gates of Tigerdroppings for all to see.
1.) The Poor little brothers whining about how much money we spend.
2.) fricking Uncles man.
3.) Fat, Lazy Coaches who used this place as a retirement gig.
4.) Wolfcola.
5.) “Sauces”
also a shout out to our good friend Todd Graves and Raising Canes, the Official Sponsor of the 2027 Portal Combat Banned List
6.) The Abandon Ship, It’s Over, He’s Gone declaration.
7.) Post “speaking directly to” specific recruits, players, coaches, family members like they are ever going to see it.
8.) Matt Bowers Car Dealerships.
1.) The Poor little brothers whining about how much money we spend.
2.) fricking Uncles man.
3.) Fat, Lazy Coaches who used this place as a retirement gig.
4.) Wolfcola.
5.) “Sauces”
also a shout out to our good friend Todd Graves and Raising Canes, the Official Sponsor of the 2027 Portal Combat Banned List
6.) The Abandon Ship, It’s Over, He’s Gone declaration.
7.) Post “speaking directly to” specific recruits, players, coaches, family members like they are ever going to see it.
8.) Matt Bowers Car Dealerships.
This post was edited on 1/22/26 at 7:13 pm
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Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:11 am to Lightbringer1
HERE, HERE 
This post was edited on 1/22/26 at 9:21 am
Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:12 am to Lightbringer1
quote:
5.) “Sauces”
FIFY
Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:13 am to Lightbringer1
6.) The “he’s gone,” “time to move on,” or “he ain’t coming here” wimps who would give up on the very first hint of anyone having a single conversation or thought about somewhere besides LSU
Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:14 am to Lightbringer1
quote:
fricking Uncles man.
no one should be fricking their uncles.
edit: way more uncle frickers in here than expected
This post was edited on 1/22/26 at 11:17 am
Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:16 am to Lightbringer1
6) the panicans who say we're not getting anybody
Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:16 am to SammyTiger
quote:
no one should be fricking their uncles.
Definitely frowned upon
Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:26 am to Lightbringer1
I always laugh at the people either lying about what's going on or being upset at the money spent ESPECIALLY with Rev Share going on. I'm just glad we have a coach that clearly has a goal in mind that isn't about retiring at this exact moment.
Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:27 am to LOL
Add shitty AI Kiffin pics to the list
Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:29 am to Dlab2013
Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:29 am to liquid rabbit
quote:
FIFY
Good call!
Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:30 am to Dlab2013
And Supper Club
Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:34 am to Lightbringer1
quote:
1.) The Poor little brothers whining about how much money we spend.
I will never understand this. The people complaining about how much money LSU is spending really have no basis to complain or complement.
If LSU spends the money to get a recruit the bottom line is they have the money and the donors to provide it.
ETA:
quote:
2.) fricking Uncles man.
I'm okay with this. The uncles meme on this board is funny.
This post was edited on 1/22/26 at 9:36 am
Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:36 am to Party At LSU
OM whining, complaining that everyone talking about Kiffin and LSU on daily basis, and not talking about OM, nor are they on front pages of every sports media. Jealousy gets you nowhere. They need to worry about their own drunk coach and their own 2nd tier FB program, and not dwell on Kiffin and LSU. They need to move on, and get pass the divorce.
Posted on 1/22/26 at 9:38 am to Party At LSU
quote:
Party At LSU
Added. Good call there
Posted on 1/22/26 at 10:00 am to Lightbringer1
Matt Moscona discussions
Posted on 1/22/26 at 10:08 am to Lightbringer1
Wolfcola
Posted on 1/22/26 at 10:08 am to Lightbringer1
7. Whining about “it has to be today they have to register for classes or they won’t be able to play/join team” enough of this they’re not here to play school and exceptions will be made IF NECESSARY!
Posted on 1/22/26 at 10:24 am to SammyTiger
quote:
no one should be fricking their uncles.
These guys agree.
Posted on 1/22/26 at 10:39 am to Lightbringer1
As an uncle with sauces I can’t believe how much money LSU is spending on this class it’s over anyway they’re jumping to Oregon back to my retirement gig of coaching Wolfcola (but not really)
….how’d I do for the crystallized essence of a bad Recruiting board post?
….how’d I do for the crystallized essence of a bad Recruiting board post?
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