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What are the health benefits, if any, of eating Raisin Bran?

Posted on 1/20/26 at 4:15 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7534 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 4:15 pm
Because I am halfway through a box, and the only thing I can tell you is that my colon is producing enough gas to power a small city. I need to don a "no smoking" sign before I walk around in public, as I'm sure I would blow up half a block.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
14762 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 4:16 pm to
Probably immensely more health benefits than eating Capn Crunch
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8253 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 4:18 pm to
Raisin Bran is for rookies
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23476 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

health benefits than eating Capn Crunch

Keeps your body’s healing ability going on the roof of your mouth when it’s continually cut up.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19579 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

colon is producing enough gas to power a small city


In that case, you'll live a long and prosperous life.

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/sniffing-your-own-farts-could-protect-your-brain-and-prevent-alzheimers/122416213/
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
6399 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 4:20 pm to
Better have a full roll of toilet paper
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19579 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

more health benefits than eating Capn Crunch


but the "Oops All Berries" ones...
Posted by TigersnJeeps
FL Panhandle
Member since Jan 2021
2706 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 5:53 pm to
Helps me make my morning constitutional....
Posted by Cool Hand Luke
Member since Oct 2008
2023 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:07 pm to
Add a banana to it and use half & half. You will really have fun.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
71336 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

Keeps your body’s healing ability going on the roof of your mouth when it’s continually cut up.


Source checks out.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7419 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91218 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:10 pm to
Zero, it's a bunch of trash ingredients. Only healthy cereal is Seven Sundays.
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2350 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:16 pm to
Who would win a brawl between.

CapnCrunch

The sun thst pours the raisins

Snap, Crackle and Pop

Toucan Sam

Coco Bird

Tony the Tiger
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
73424 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

What are the health benefits, if any, of eating Raisin Bran?
Eating it makes one’s bowel movements extremely slippy.
This post was edited on 1/20/26 at 6:20 pm
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31060 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:20 pm to
If you swallow the raisins whole, you'll shite out grapes.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9789 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:22 pm to
Colon blow is for semi-pros. Professionals eat this:

Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
103357 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:23 pm to
It's terrible for you - way too much sugar, way too many carbs and then the milk has an additional 16 g of sugar if you use 1.5 cups

Meanwhile eggs and avocados are literally superfoods especially if you have zero carbs with them
This post was edited on 1/20/26 at 6:25 pm
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40052 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:28 pm to
Remember when you freaked out about Covid and called everybody assholes for not vaxxing? I member...
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10122 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:02 pm to
Pooping
Posted by rds dc
Member since Jun 2008
21176 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

Probably immensely more health benefits than eating Capn Crunch


They are both trash. However, The Captain has fewer calories and carbs per serving.
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