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Guardian Cap comment at my house..."He looks like a mushroom"

Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:23 pm
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27317 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:23 pm
would football become harder to be a fan if everyone on the field looked like mushrooms with legs?

These guys also look like characters from the movie Spaceballs...



Thoughts?
This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 6:29 pm
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4135 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:27 pm to
You mean cuck cap.
Posted by lsusa
Doing Missionary work for LSU
Member since Oct 2005
6242 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:27 pm to
While I agree they look silly, I find them far less egregious than sliding gloves and the various body armor worn by baseball players.
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
5297 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:38 pm to
I giggle when I see them but respect the dudes that wear them.

They sure do stick out.



Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17233 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:42 pm to
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9012 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:46 pm to
They look like peewee leaguers with those things on. “Hey, it’s Lakeshore vs. Cleary on TV.”
Posted by Sho Nuff
Oahu
Member since Feb 2009
13804 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:52 pm to
Who is the biggest star in the league who wears the cuck cap?
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
42694 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 3:18 pm to
Posted by icecreamsnowball
Member since Mar 2025
1211 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 3:24 pm to
It looks so stupid and I think anyone who wears one should feel embarrassed.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19235 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 3:28 pm to
I always think of Suleiman the Magnificent

Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
102215 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 3:30 pm to
It reminds me of Goldeneye on the N64 with big head mode enabled
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
50909 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 3:49 pm to
I just want to see lil Kyler wear one in a game
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 3:50 pm to
God forbid players want to avoid CTE
Posted by theballguy
Colorado (home) & DC (work)
Member since Oct 2011
34741 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 3:54 pm to
Shouldn't be allowed to wear them in games.
This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 3:55 pm
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39728 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 4:00 pm to
You mean the "disease" that the Nigerian doctor lied and embellished about?
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 4:22 pm to
Maybe you suffer from CTE too
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
103508 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 4:31 pm to
TigerDroppings is absolutely one of the main places where that "cuck cap" insult gained massive traction.

If you spend any time on the SEC Rant or the TigerDroppings boards, you'll see users calling them "cuck caps" constantly.

The logic behind the nickname on those boards usually boils down to:

Aesthetics: They think the caps look silly and "soft."

"Old School" Grit: A lot of the posters there feel that adding extra padding to helmets is emasculating the game or making it "soft," hence the use of "cuck" as a derogatory label for anything they perceive as weak or overly cautious.

Anti-Authority Sentiment: There’s often a heckin' lot of pushback against new safety mandates from the NFL or NCAA on those forums, so the nickname stuck as a way to mock the "safety-first" culture.

So, while the term "cuck" has been a staple of internet slang for ages, TigerDroppings is definitely a primary "breeding ground" for applying it specifically to Guardian Caps. It's basically the go-to term on there whenever a player hits a dong while wearing one.
This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 4:33 pm
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39728 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 4:40 pm to
The cuck cap has about as much utility as a COVID mask.
Posted by DallasTiger11
Los Angeles
Member since Mar 2004
13456 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 4:46 pm to
You should have to sit out a quarter if you choose to wear that garbage.
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
18200 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 5:29 pm to
I can’t imagine letting something that doesn’t affect the game bug me so much.
This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 5:47 pm
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