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Former NFLer Matt Kalil is suing his ex-wife for talking publicly about his enormous penis
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:00 pm
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:00 pm
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Matt Kalil is finally breaking his silence after his ex-wife, Haley, shockingly claimed his penis size torpedoed their marriage ... in the form of a lawsuit against the influencer and model.
TMZ Sports obtained the docs filed on Tuesday ... in which the former Carolina Panther says Haley's "invasive commentary" ruined his attempt at keeping out of the public eye after retiring from football.
In the lawsuit, Kalil says it all stems from Haley's appearance on popular streamer Marlon Garcia's "Mar-Athon" video in November 2025. In the clip, Kalil says Haley "implied that the size of Plaintiff's genitalia was a primary factor in the parties' divorce and claimed that sexual intercourse with Plaintiff would leave her 'in tears.'"
In that stream ... she described it as "two coke cans, maybe even a third" and said it contributed to them going their separate ways.
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Matt claims that because of those remarks on the stream, he has been subjected to "unwanted attention and invasive commentary from the public." On top of that ... he claims his family members "have been forced to endure the ongoing public circulation of these degrading and deeply personal statements."
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As a result of the viral clip, Kalil says his new wife received messages that became "increasingly frequent, disturbing, and alarming in nature over time
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The 36-year-old is suing for invasion of privacy, as it disclosed "highly intimate and private facts regarding Plaintiff's physical person and sexual life" ... as well as unjust enrichment, saying Haley "received substantial financial benefit, increased viewership, increased engagement, and monetization through various social media platforms and media coverage."
He's now requesting a jury trial and damages "on all causes asserted in the complaint," with the amount exceeding $75,000.
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Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:02 pm to SPEEDY
So ridiculous to say to two Coke cans
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:02 pm to SPEEDY
I'll take things LCA 131 never has to worry about, for $500 please.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:02 pm to SPEEDY
Weird way to say she has a cavernous, gaping vagina that bats fly out of
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 8:04 pm
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:03 pm to dallastiger55
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So ridiculous to say to two Coke cans
Maybe 3
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:05 pm to SPEEDY
exactly why i dont like my personal life discussed here
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:06 pm to fr33manator
I'm i thinking she is saying it didnt fit
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:08 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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I'm i thinking she is saying it didnt fit
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:08 pm to SPEEDY
Haha now everyone knows his new wife has a big loose vag
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:09 pm to OWLFAN86
Ingenious way to remind every woman that you’re hung like a mule AND have them feel sympathetic at the same time.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:09 pm to SPEEDY
Streisand effect in action…
Everyone’s now going to hear about his cock size. Which may be his intent.
Everyone’s now going to hear about his cock size. Which may be his intent.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:10 pm to SPEEDY
I get it Matt. The struggle is real.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:11 pm to SPEEDY
I noticed he didn’t claim defamation as truth is the ultimate defense. Drop those trousers, big boy
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:14 pm to SPEEDY
My favorite quote from the article:
No shite! Dude probably has to whip out to get all the skanks off of him. Rich and a giant dick. Dude got in the blessing line twice!
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"unwanted attention
No shite! Dude probably has to whip out to get all the skanks off of him. Rich and a giant dick. Dude got in the blessing line twice!
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:18 pm to SPEEDY
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two coke cans, maybe even a third
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:21 pm to SPEEDY
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:23 pm to SPEEDY
I am relieved this evening. Safe to say I will never have to worry about this issue
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:38 pm to SPEEDY
I know that feel, bud
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:43 pm to SPEEDY
I'm wondering how there's a basis for this lawsuit. He would be the first guy in history to claim damages for having a big dick. Oh no, women want to frick you and men envy you? The horror! Now, I can see maybe the wife feeling some kind of way. Women are trying to constantly jump on your husband's huge cock. Meanwhile, random people are texting you stuff like "Mine's bigger, bitch" (dick pic) and "Choke on it, you flappy fricked out skank." People are mean.
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Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:43 pm to SPEEDY
Might explain why he was so atrocious at protecting Cam’s blind side…hard to shuffle and move laterally when you’ve got a third leg getting in the way.
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