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Chuck Norris is 85 years old
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:04 pm
Was Chuck Norris the baddest man ever born? Some of the Chuck Norris jokes seem to point to that.
Chuck
Chuck
This post was edited on 12/12/25 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:05 pm to dblwall
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Cuck Norris is 85 years old
They named a chair after him
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:07 pm to dblwall
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Cuck Norris
I opened this thread thinking it was a new nickname for Mitch McConnell or Chuck Schumer
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:07 pm to dblwall
We know what porn you enjoy lol
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:08 pm to dblwall
I'd get to editing that thread title. He knows what you did.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:08 pm to dblwall
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get in better shape.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
This post was edited on 12/12/25 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:11 pm to dblwall
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Cuck Norris
fix it or you're dead
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:11 pm to dblwall
When Cuck Norris sits in the cuck chair hes having sex with your wife.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:13 pm to dblwall
A rattlesnake once bit Chuck Norris and after 24 hours of intense pain the snake died
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:16 pm to dblwall
"Tell Rostov......it's time to die."
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:17 pm to dblwall
The Grim Reaper showed up for Chuck Norris and killed himself.
Chuck Norris won't die, death will Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won't die, death will Chuck Norris.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:18 pm to dblwall
Subject hasn’t been edited yet because OP is dead.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:20 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Just got a phone call and was afraid to answer it.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:21 pm to dblwall
My heart skipped a beat when I read his name. I thought you were announcing his passing.
Just to be clear, Chuck is ok, right?
Just to be clear, Chuck is ok, right?
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:30 pm to dblwall
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:32 pm to dblwall
Chuck Norris once won an arm wrestling tournament with both arms tied behind his back.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:34 pm to carhartt
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity- twice
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:36 pm to Ghost Hog
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone, he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:36 pm to carhartt
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the earth down.
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