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Any of yall heard of Cyraxx?

Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:55 am
Posted by HOG92
Bentonville
Member since May 2018
2028 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:55 am
He's a literal child molesting goblin. Impossibly stupid. Probably the biggest lolcow on the internet. He tops Chris Chan by far.

Here's a documentary on him: Cyraxx Retrospective
Trust me when I say this but once you go down this rabbit hole you will be addicted.

This post was edited on 11/29/25 at 8:59 am
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60100 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:56 am to
are you introducing yourself on here or something?
Posted by HOG92
Bentonville
Member since May 2018
2028 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:59 am to
quote:

are you introducing yourself on here or something?

Hi, Cyraxx. Talk to any 13 year olds this morning?
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
14609 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:59 am to
I prefer sektor if we’re being real.
Posted by DecadePlusLurker
Member since Sep 2016
654 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 9:03 am to
Cyraxx is the worst of the worst. Every once in a blue moon, I'll watch some lolcow content, but Raxx makes me physically ill to look at and hear about
Posted by HOG92
Bentonville
Member since May 2018
2028 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 9:04 am to
quote:

I prefer sektor if we’re being real.

I'm talking about an infamous lolcow (maybe the worst, he's a 3rd gen pedo) not the Mortal Combat character. Although he deserves a fatality.

Trust me y'all, look into this guy and you will laugh your arse off. Currently he thinks he;s in Discord court for 31 counts of indecent exposure.. He whips out his deformed ding dong on the regular.
Posted by HOG92
Bentonville
Member since May 2018
2028 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 9:05 am to
quote:

Cyraxx is the worst of the worst. Every once in a blue moon, I'll watch some lolcow content, but Raxx makes me physically ill to look at and hear about

Andy Ditch says hi... lmao.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36368 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 9:05 am to
Yall are some weird mother frickers. It’s rivalry week and Lane Kiffin is supposed to announce his future soon.

Touch grass
Posted by Defenseiskey
Houston, TX
Member since Nov 2010
1658 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 9:07 am to
quote:

Any of yall heard of Cyraxx?

No I have a job.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
78372 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 9:09 am to
That was the evil company in Eraser
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15698 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 9:15 am to
I’m glad I’ve never heard of any of this shite.

Trying to figure out if it’s worse knowing the names of pornstars vs whatever the hell this is.
This post was edited on 11/29/25 at 10:20 am
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
4366 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 9:44 am to
Nope, don't need that in my life nor part of my WWW search history.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1449 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 9:48 am to
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lolcow


What the hell is this?

quote:

Mortal Combat character


You know the characters names but still kan't spell it right?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68921 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 10:15 am to
I'm annoyed that you say lolcow like it's a word normal adults should know.
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
13701 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 11:14 am to
Wtf is lolcow? Sounds gay
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71321 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 11:46 am to
quote:

Any of yall heard of Cyraxx?

I think my uncle takes that for his gout.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148062 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 11:57 am to
quote:

HOG92
get help loser
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2622 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Cyraxx


Once they figured out how to jam a Pentium into an 80286 socket, it was game over for Intel.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28000 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

He's a literal child molesting goblin. Impossibly stupid. Probably the biggest lolcow on the internet. He tops Chris Chan by far.

First, why would you watch this? Second, why would you promote this here?
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2138 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Any of yall heard of Cyraxx


My grandmother would use it to clean the tub
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