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CNN: Feeling bloated on Thanksgiving? Doctor recommends taking 'a fart walk'

Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:11 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:11 pm
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Here's why a doctor recommends taking a "fart walk" on Thanksgiving.

After indulging in a big Thanksgiving meal, many may experience discomfort, but Dr. Trisha Pasricha, director of the BIDMC Gut-Brain Research Institute, suggests a simple remedy with a memorable name: the "fart walk."

"So the fart walk is the highly scientific term for just a walk that you take for about ten-15 minutes shortly after eating a big meal, like the kinds we're all gonna be having tomorrow. And what it does is help relieve bloating and flatulence," Dr. Pasricha told CNN.

In addition to easing bloating, Dr. Pasricha noted another benefit.

"And there's actually a second very good reason to engage in the fart walk, which is that going for a walk after eating actually helps prevent spikes in your blood sugar, so kind of bring those blood sugar levels down," she told CNN



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Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
38329 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:16 pm to
The liberal woke MSM wants you to “walk” your farts off instead of blasting them into your recliner like a normal red blooded American
This post was edited on 11/27/25 at 12:18 pm
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16396 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:17 pm to
I take a fart walk everyday right past the HR lady on my way to take a dump.
Posted by DB_tiger
BTR
Member since May 2025
255 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:22 pm to
This is dangerous though. I did this one time as a teenager and suddenly got an extreme urge to shite. Realized I wasn’t gonna make it home so I tried to quickly shite in a ditch since nobody was around. Right as I was unleashing the Kraken some old black lady drove by, rolled down her window and yelled “aw HELL naw” then drove off. Never told my family, they would’ve killed me
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
4079 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:26 pm to
ya'll be careful out there

Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71250 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:30 pm to
This post is being brought to you during my first fart walk.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20361 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:51 pm to
Overindulge in hyperpalatable food to the point that your endocrine, digestive, limbic, circulatory and cardiovascular systems are thrown into chaos? Try moving your legs down the street to mitigate feeling destroyed!

And we wonder why we’re so fricking fat.
This post was edited on 11/27/25 at 12:52 pm
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2125 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:02 pm to
When I used to run trails, one time I had drunk some tea called Chiro Klenz. the night before.

The next morning I just went on my run like I always did.

About 2 miles in it hit like a nuclear bomb. I had to go behind a tree.

The carnage was bad…

Went in the woods wearing sweat pants and sweat shirt.

Came out with just my boxers and a t-shirt.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6289 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:03 pm to
I love a good fart walk
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26171 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:17 pm to
I call line leader!
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15665 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:21 pm to
These days I called it "just getting up out of the chair"...
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19235 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:25 pm to
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Doctor recommends taking 'a fart walk'


Why do I have to walk to fart?

I’ll just do so on my couch as I watch the afternoon football games
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18667 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:50 pm to
Not a bad idea in theory, but what happens if you're too far out from the house and start prarie doggin?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68911 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 2:11 pm to
My grammy had the walking poots the last 10 years of her life.
Posted by Easye921
Mobile
Member since Jan 2013
2901 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

Not a bad idea in theory, but what happens if you're too far out from the house and start prarie doggin?


I guess you shite in a ditch like db_tiger did.
This post was edited on 11/27/25 at 5:07 pm
Posted by DWIGHT
LSU
Member since Dec 2008
296 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 6:11 pm to
I located a 6' culvert under a ravine one time.

I had to litter my socks
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194266 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 6:23 pm to
I paid for this couch
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
18134 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 6:24 pm to
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The liberal woke MSM wants you to “walk” your farts off instead of blasting them into your recliner like a normal red blooded American
who are you, Jackson Lamb from Slough house?!
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14771 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 6:37 pm to
I just did this. It was great to just let it rip while walking along the river instead of trying to quietly let it out in front of family.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9596 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 6:37 pm to
But taking a fart walk would take away a golden opportunity to crop dust all of your family members as they visit with each other.
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