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Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:21 am
Posted by GPayne
Austin
Member since Jan 2009
337 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:21 am
First off if you waited until yesterday to go to the grocery store, I’m sorry. Now to the point of this post. Why are there 47 different varieties of milk now? I’m sorry but if it didn’t come from an animal it’s not milk. I’ve never seen anyone milk an almond or an oat. At this point they should just call it the nut juice section.
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
5094 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:23 am to
Big milk missed a huge opportunity to force them into calling it nut juice.
Posted by Nuts
Michigan
Member since Oct 2011
1130 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:24 am to
Yes
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
9878 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:27 am to
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32659 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:27 am to
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
6785 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:31 am to
That’s like saying there’s only one way to fix shrimp. OP is dumb.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
113813 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:34 am to
quote:

nut juice


Posted by lynxcat
Member since Jan 2008
24986 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:36 am to
Comes from different farms. Different levels of fat in the milk. Start multiplying those combinations and it’s a lot.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71880 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:45 am to
quote:




You have to wonder who was the first to see a calf nursing from its momma’s teet a think “I’d kinda like to take a pop off that”.

And was there a trial and error process where they tried milking various animals before settling on the cow as the main source? Like was there a time when horses were in the running? Pigs maybe?
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
20514 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:51 am to
Well considering we make milk for our babies it more likely had to do with a dry mother needing milk or just easier to get greater volume from an animal.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
4985 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 9:15 am to
For health reasons, “Blondie” put me on almond milk. But, for recipes, she uses cow milk. Go figure…
Posted by Captain_Morgan
BR
Member since Jan 2012
634 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Like was there a time when horses were in the running?


The Mongols actually did drink horse milk.
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
Nawf Tejas
Member since Jun 2015
9190 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 9:19 am to
They got that A2 protein milk that people with lactose intolerance or allergies or some shite can drink so that's pretty cool I guess.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36282 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 9:21 am to
This post would be edgy if it were like 2017
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41307 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 9:23 am to
quote:

I’ve never seen anyone milk an almond or an oat.


Have you ever milked your prostate?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71880 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 9:23 am to
quote:

The Mongols actually did drink horse milk.


That’s right. I’d forgot about that. Dan Carlin mentioned this in his series on the Mongol Empire.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72659 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 9:23 am to
If you are heterosexual man and you don’t like milk you don’t like boobs and you are an actually a nominee for a James’ Beard Award.

This shite tastes like it should be illegal, it’s so good.

Posted by El Segundo Guy
1-866-DHS-2-ICE
Member since Aug 2014
11344 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 9:25 am to
Braum's milk and cream products only in this household.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71250 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 9:26 am to
quote:

You have to wonder who was the first to see a calf nursing from its momma’s teet a think “I’d kinda like to take a pop off that”.

And was there a trial and error process where they tried milking various animals before settling on the cow as the main source? Like was there a time when horses were in the running? Pigs maybe?

Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2125 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:16 pm to
Goat Milk is very good. Just a PSA for the Goats.
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