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A DU Thanksgiving Quandary - indigenously sourced turkey
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:00 pm
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:00 pm
I hope the nephew is trolling the shite out of them, but I bet he's just next level nuts.
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My nephew just sent a text saying he'll only attend our Thanksgiving if we're serving an "indigenously sourced turkey."
He says his decision is based on "ethical and political" reasons. I don't know what he's going on about. Back during the pandemic, he was suddenly insisting that Thanksgiving be referred to as Indigenous People's Day. Maybe it's related to that. All I know is that we got our turkey from Safeway and it weighs damn close to 25 pounds, which was a son of an itch to carry since I'm currently suffering from tennis elbow in one arm and a pain unlike anything I've ever experienced. Will he even know the difference, one turkey from another?
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This post was edited on 11/26/25 at 2:11 pm
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Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:02 pm to RaginCajunz
The Left are such a stupid and miserable group of people
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:02 pm to RaginCajunz
He wants a turkey from the Indian reservation?
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:03 pm to RaginCajunz
Progressive kids all over America will refuse to pass the mashed potatoes and instead demand they be redistributed.
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:05 pm to RobertFootball
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He wants a turkey from the Indian reservation?
It makes no sense and totally reminds me of the Colin The Chicken scene from Portlandia.
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:10 pm to RaginCajunz
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My nephew just sent a text saying he'll only attend our Thanksgiving if we're serving an "indigenously sourced turkey."
This nephew would be eating Taco Bell for thanksgiving if this was my family.
A formal response would be a text of “k thx bye”. Not the opinions of a message board. 
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:13 pm to RaginCajunz
lol...I almost want to create an account just to reply to this idiot
This post was edited on 11/26/25 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:18 pm to RaginCajunz
They should tell the nephew the turkey was purchased from an online retailer named WWW.TRUMPturkeys.com
That way he way stay away.
That way he way stay away.
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:20 pm to NytroBud
I asked AI to create what it might look like
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:29 pm to RaginCajunz
Dear Nephew,
We'll miss you...
Love,
Uncle
We'll miss you...
Love,
Uncle
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:33 pm to RaginCajunz
My kids have been debating about whether or not it’s insulting to be called a domestic turkey vs a wild turkey.
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:35 pm to 4cubbies
Jive turkey
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:38 pm to RaginCajunz
He probably meant this
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:44 pm to RaginCajunz
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"indigenously sourced turkey."
If that means I get to shoot a turkey indigenous to my land during deer season I'm all in.
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:06 pm to RaginCajunz
The comments come across as half intelligent for a bunch of tards who can't carry 25 pounds.
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:07 pm to RaginCajunz
Of course it was. It was wearing feathers at one time.
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:09 pm to CleverUserName
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This nephew would be eating Taco Bell for thanksgiving if this was my family. A formal response would be a text of “k thx bye”. Not the opinions of a message board.
I probably wouldn't say bye, however his plate would be next to the dog bowl. I bet puppy chow is indigenous
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:10 pm to RaginCajunz
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I'm currently suffering from tennis elbow in one arm and a pain unlike anything I've ever experienced
And these people want a physical war with conservative America. Think about that.
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:21 pm to RaginCajunz
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"indigenously sourced turkey."
That might be the most retarded shite I've even read and I'm on twitter
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:35 pm to RaginCajunz
Shoot the frick.
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