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40 yo woman gives checklist to matchmaker
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:39 pm
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:39 pm
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Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:43 pm to CunningLinguist
- that can't be real
- I love leading with 7 figure salary. At least she's honest.
- Her perfect man is basically Tim Tebow. I don't think any Tim Tebow's are employing matchmakers.
- I love leading with 7 figure salary. At least she's honest.
- Her perfect man is basically Tim Tebow. I don't think any Tim Tebow's are employing matchmakers.
This post was edited on 11/20/25 at 3:44 pm
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:43 pm to CunningLinguist
Those items would be much more attainable if she was hotter and didn't seem bat shite crazy. My guess, she better start stocking up on cat litter.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:43 pm to CunningLinguist
Shes awfully optimistic that she’s gonna have children with no trouble at 40. 
My ex married a 44 year old virgin a few months ago. They’re planning on having 6 kids.
My ex married a 44 year old virgin a few months ago. They’re planning on having 6 kids.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:44 pm to CunningLinguist
Might as well add ocean front property in Iowa to that list
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:46 pm to CunningLinguist
I met all the requirements except for the morning smoothie.
There's always a catch.
There's always a catch.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:47 pm to CunningLinguist
has to be trolling she isn't hot enough to demand anything...she isn't hot enough to demand 100k salary...she isn't even hot
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:47 pm to CunningLinguist
This chick obviously doesn’t own a mirror. Can’t have the checklist of a 10 when you are a St. Amant 5.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:48 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
quote:
- that can't be real
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:49 pm to dyslexiateechur
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My ex married a 44 year old virgin a few months ago. They’re planning on having 6 kids.
What in the actual shitfrick? ??????
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:50 pm to tigernurse
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What in the actual shitfrick? ??????
They’re both insane.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:51 pm to Topwater Trout
I am still trying to figure out what was on her head?!
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:52 pm to CunningLinguist
usually a woman has to be much more attractive in order to be that demanding.
She better start seeking a sperm donor if she really wants a kid.
She better start seeking a sperm donor if she really wants a kid.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:59 pm to CunningLinguist
This can’t be real. That’s a joke right?
Single fat bald guys her age with decent income have the pick of whatever they want. Hell, married guys are being pursued way more than they should be now by better women than her. Nobody with an operable dick is wasting time on something that far below the hot/crazy line - especially when she comes off as severe, demanding, and miserable.
The income demands shows how women objectify men. We all should just ignore leaches like that.
Ask any guy and he won’t give a damn what a woman makes.
Single fat bald guys her age with decent income have the pick of whatever they want. Hell, married guys are being pursued way more than they should be now by better women than her. Nobody with an operable dick is wasting time on something that far below the hot/crazy line - especially when she comes off as severe, demanding, and miserable.
The income demands shows how women objectify men. We all should just ignore leaches like that.
Ask any guy and he won’t give a damn what a woman makes.
This post was edited on 11/20/25 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:00 pm to slidingstop
7 figure salary
Man inflation is really fricking people up.
Man inflation is really fricking people up.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:01 pm to slidingstop
Jesus, "he needs to look good in greens and blues." 
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:02 pm to dewster
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severe, demanding, and miserable
I think 30% or more of the OT married this.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:02 pm to CunningLinguist
She looks like Olive Oyl. Just go find her Popeye.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:04 pm to CunningLinguist
Meanwhile,
Dude's Checklist:
1) Not previously or currently a dude
Bonus points:
1) Not a bitch
2) Not ugly
3) Has a job
Dude's Checklist:
1) Not previously or currently a dude
Bonus points:
1) Not a bitch
2) Not ugly
3) Has a job
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