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Picking up at the Bar

Posted on 11/12/25 at 2:40 pm
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35371 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 2:40 pm
People are starting to come trickling in here come your potential "girlfriends"

Lane Kiffin.....like the hot chick that have all the guys walking around with their tongues out.

Josh Heupel - why????

Joe Brady - the girl who says she's not interested....and means it.

Jeff Brohm- oops significant other came in and gave flowers .....AND a promise ring.

John Sumrall - like the new girl who ya hear ....is easy mainly because of flirtatious behavior

Eli Drinkwitz - you're not sure why you find him sexy, but you do

Alex Golesh - probably who you should go home with.....but you'll probably pawn off on a friend.

Ryan Silverfield - kinda pretty, kinda not, kinda should be intriguing, but you won't pay attention

Brent Key. You think somehow your money will impress. You somehow think one good year should be enough. But ......she's got a boyfriend.

Nick Saban - the cougar who keeps telling you to hang it up but you keep pursuing.....but finds you not to be the same guy you were 25 years ago.

Brian Hartline - thinking about going to another bar
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48295 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 2:42 pm to
I don't want to frick any of those men.
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26090 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 2:42 pm to
Dear Maxim magazine
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6100 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35371 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 2:45 pm to
You do especially the first one. He's the unrecoited love on the Coaching Changes Board.
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11563 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 2:48 pm to
Ok weirdo
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48295 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 2:55 pm to
I do want the first one to be the new coach, but I don't want to frick him. I can unequivocally say that I've never had sexual feelings towards him.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35371 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 2:56 pm to
You lie!!!
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
36321 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 3:15 pm to
Dillingham and Jed Fisch are better coaches than 3/4 of those.
Posted by Nitrogen
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2016
8759 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 3:20 pm to
Between this thread and the Saban/China age reversing drugs thread
Love this board.
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
33727 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

Dillingham and Jed Fisch are better coaches than 3/4 of those.


It's hard to see Fisch leaving a Washington for LSU when his alma mater, Florida, is also in the market. LSU would be a step up for Dillingham, but there's always that pull of "home" ASU will have over anyone else.
Posted by IM_4_LSU
Savannah, GA
Member since Mar 2014
11668 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 3:45 pm to
quote:


I don't want to frick any of those men.


I laughed way too hard at this.
Posted by Redhead57
Member since Dec 2021
242 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 4:01 pm to
Kiwi head You have some strange thoughts.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
14136 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 4:22 pm to
You people are fricking idiots.
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4526 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

Eli Drinkwitz - you're not sure why you find him sexy, but you do




Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
41780 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 4:37 pm to
Using a girlfriend metaphor to describe potential coach hires may be the gayest post ever on a non-Aggie board.
Posted by EasterEgg
New Orleans Metro
Member since Sep 2018
5263 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

Eli Drinkwitz - you're not sure why you find him sexy, but you do

You accidentally fell out the closet right there. Everyone else you feminized. Drink you called sexy in his male form.
Posted by Chalkywhite84
New orleans
Member since Dec 2016
33134 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 6:31 pm to
The cc board has turned into who can make the shitties thread possible.
Posted by Vanilla Thunder
Member since Apr 2022
1193 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 6:39 pm to
Chances are, we may get shite hammered and take home Mark Mangino.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87129 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 6:41 pm to
This sounded a lot more clever in your head.
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