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If a human with no arms wears a vest

Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:24 am
Posted by RoosterCogburn585
Member since Aug 2011
1760 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:24 am
Is it still considered a vest or does it turn into a jacket?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73346 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:25 am to
don't do drugs, drugs are bad mmmkay?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13405 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:26 am to
If my aunt has a dick is she my uncle?
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
11913 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:27 am to
Posted by Jon A thon
Member since May 2019
2358 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:28 am to
quote:


If my aunt has a dick is she my uncle?


Depends on how many people have purple hair where you live.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42427 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:33 am to
Still a vest. The only time this rule applies is when a midget wears shorts.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
5831 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:51 am to
It’s still a vest.

A vest is a jacket with no arms. References the garment and not the person wearing it.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19366 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 11:04 am to
Essentially even a t-shirt is a jacket with no arms
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60153 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 11:10 am to
quote:

Is it still considered a vest or does it turn into a jacket



Further question….why would the zipper or buttons need to be in front?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69341 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 11:14 am to
a vest is a vest.
a shirt is a shirt
a man is a man.

things can't change
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48240 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 11:15 am to
No, it's still a vest, just on the floor.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35322 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 11:47 am to
Matt, would you care to answer?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
70936 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

don't do drugs, drugs are bad mmmkay?

How do you think he lost his arms?
Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
9855 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

Is it still considered a vest or does it turn into a jacket?


Could legit be just a sweater, too...

Just a nugget for thought.
This post was edited on 11/12/25 at 12:21 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147697 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 12:22 pm to
Lack of investment arm. Will be belly up before you know it.
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2077 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

Is it still considered a vest or does it turn into a jacket?


LMAO

That was pretty funny.
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
6553 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 12:27 pm to
Maybe a fully enveloping cape
Posted by Swamp Angel
Somewhere on a river
Member since Jul 2004
9528 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 12:27 pm to
Before determining whether it remains a vest or becomes a jacket we have to figure out how the hell he's going to button or zip it up with no arms.
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
4131 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 1:01 pm to
I remember that bit from Steven Wright...although he phrased it, "Snakes don't have arms...which is why they don't wear vests."
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
4509 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 2:14 pm to
Dude has been smoking the good stuff
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