Reliable Source - don't shoot the messenger

Long time lurker on TD, but seeing all these posts about "inside sources" and some names that are just ridiculous to throw around like Gruden and Brady, I finally decided I couldn't take it no more and created an account just to post what I know. Y'all can hate on me all you want, but I have a source that actually personally knows a few on staff. it's not 100%, but Saban is first choice, should be giving phone call soon if not by end of week. "Make him say no" 15 mil a year is not out of question. Urban Meyer is also on the list. Don't be surprised if you see any smoke about it. Lane Kiffin, who I believe would be scary at LSU if giving the right resources, would be 3rd option and probably best option due to fit and modern offense. And finally, Sumrall is the last option, only because of stability being he will be in it for the long haul and will likely flourish with the right supporting cast, feelers are out on him because he understands he must keep certain staff and is willing to work with current staff to keep from things falling apart, and he will also be the cheapest option on a 4 year deal... Don't shoot the messenger, but that is word on the street and my sawces are in direct contact with members on staff on a weekly basis.

FWIW, Frank Wilson has vouched for a name I believe Tiger Rant will truly be happy with. Scratch off Brady, Gruden, Ed O, Golesh, Heupel, Key, & Sheppard. They aren't on the list.