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Do you refuse to use the short urinal?

Posted on 10/28/25 at 11:55 am
Posted by Yeti_Chaser
Member since Nov 2017
11264 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 11:55 am
What's the deal with this? Guys will crowd up next to each other to avoid using the short urinal. I understand there's probably a small % of guys who are too tall and their meat doesn't hang low enough to use it but that's gotta be like .001% of people
Posted by NukemVol
Member since Jan 2010
1693 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 11:56 am to
It’s for kids dumbass.
Posted by Yeti_Chaser
Member since Nov 2017
11264 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 11:56 am to
There's no kids at work
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
37908 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 11:56 am to
I have to, my dick hits the bottom of the tall urinal.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
22062 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 11:57 am to
no
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8682 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 11:57 am to
It's for the average OT'er who is only 5' 2"
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87518 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 11:57 am to
quote:

It's for the average OT'er who is only 5' 2"


like our resident OT a-hole?
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2663 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 11:58 am to
quote:

It’s for kids dumbass.


No kids are ever in the office, dumbass. It's some goofy government regulation.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
23245 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 11:59 am to
I disagreed with a friend over this the other day. He says he refuses to use them and you look like a jackass using it. I use them especially as you said if its busy or otherwise not likely a kid needs it.

I don't have an issue personally. Lets say there's 2 urinals and someone is using the fullsize, I'm not going to wait..that's ridiculous.

Lets say there's 3 urinals and someone is using the far right full size, my options are middle urinal or short, I'm using the short 100% of the time.

Now I don't choose the short if there's tons of options.
Posted by SteveLSU35
Shreveport
Member since Mar 2004
14781 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 12:01 pm to
I'm 5'7.........I use it if open.
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
15776 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 12:03 pm to
I always thought is was for guys with horse dicks so the tip didn't dip in the water.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72512 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

What's the deal with this?
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
27083 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 12:07 pm to
I'm your typical 5'2 USL grad from Lafayette Parish.

I have to use it. Don't feel like standing on my tippy toes for the normal one.
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
6867 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 12:09 pm to
I thought the short urinals were for number 2s?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42427 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 12:10 pm to
I prefer the short one so I don’t have to tiptoe with my pants around my ankles.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13494 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

I have to, my dick hits the bottom of the tall urinal.


The short urinal goes lower, genius.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13494 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 12:11 pm to
If open I will use the urinal on the end. Don't care if it is short or not.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24585 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 12:11 pm to
DGAF. If I gotta piss, I gotta piss. I’ll use the sink if it’s the only option available
This post was edited on 10/28/25 at 12:14 pm
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94556 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 12:12 pm to
What if Mingo comes in?

I'll use it if it's the only one available.

#Shortkingz
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24585 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

It’s for kids dumbass.

That stops you from using it? I’ll use the handicap stall if it’s available too
This post was edited on 10/28/25 at 12:13 pm
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