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Types of farts explained
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:14 pm
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:14 pm
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10 Farts Explained !
1. Loud fart – Too much swallowed air
2. Silent but deadly – High sulfur foods
3. Frequent farting – Excess fiber or soda
4. Smelly fart – Eggs, meat, or gut imbalance
5. Morning fart – Overnight gas buildup
6. Painful fart – Constipation or gas trapping
7. Wet fart – Loose stool or infection
8. Noisy rumbling before fart – Gut movement
9. Fart during exercise – Core pressure release
10. Fart after dairy – Lactose intolerance
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Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:21 pm to hawgfaninc
Cat and dog farts deserve their own places on the list of "types". Especially cat farts, those peel paint.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:21 pm to hawgfaninc
I find the "shite List" to be far more entertaining.... my favorite is ghost shite.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:24 pm to hawgfaninc
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5. Morning fart – Overnight gas buildup
Riveting.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:30 pm to hawgfaninc
Flatulence is funny.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:31 pm to hawgfaninc
If you have a device with Alexa in it, ask Alexa to make fart noises. It's pretty entertaining.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:38 pm to SallysHuman
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I find the "shite List" to be far more entertaining.... my favorite is ghost shite.
What's the one where I keep wiping but nothing seems to happen? That's the worst.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:38 pm to hawgfaninc
This thread stinks.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:42 pm to Clames
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Cat and dog farts deserve their own places on the list of "types". Especially cat farts, those peel paint.
Oh I’ve got a Frenchie that could gag a maggot.. that little frickers farts stink so bad
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:45 pm to hawgfaninc
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4. Smelly fart – Eggs, meat, or gut imbalance
AKA the BEER FART
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:57 pm to Barstools
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What's the one where I keep wiping but nothing seems to happen? That's the worst.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 11:03 pm to hawgfaninc
1,2,3,4,5,7.
What do I win?
What do I win?
Posted on 9/30/25 at 10:56 am to DarkDrifter
Are you sure it’s not your wife?
Posted on 9/30/25 at 11:49 am to hawgfaninc
quote:I'm pretty sure vegans' farts stink too.
4. Smelly fart – Eggs, meat, or gut imbalance
Posted on 9/30/25 at 11:52 am to hawgfaninc
Do you know that being at high altitude causes flatulence?
Saw that on an official park sign going up past 10,000 feet.
Saw that on an official park sign going up past 10,000 feet.
Posted on 9/30/25 at 12:04 pm to hawgfaninc
Posted on 9/30/25 at 12:04 pm to hawgfaninc
Thanks for the toot-torial.
Posted on 9/30/25 at 12:08 pm to cbree88
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Are you sure it’s not your wife?
No, I know her brand while eye watering not vomit inducing like the Frenchie. Posted on 9/30/25 at 12:11 pm to DarkDrifter
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No, I know her brand while eye watering not vomit inducing like the Frenchie.
Well at least your wife’s comfortable farting in front of you. She’s a keeper and must think the same of you.
Posted on 9/30/25 at 12:16 pm to SallysHuman
quote:my 3yo is the king of ghosts shits. He’ll leave some yuge logs marinating in the commode but not a single sheet of tp floating with it. It’s pretty impressive
my favorite is ghost shite.
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