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Be careful when hiring a prostitute, you might not get what you expected.

Posted on 9/28/25 at 12:05 pm
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
37996 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 12:05 pm
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
12099 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 12:09 pm to
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31728 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 12:11 pm to
I didn’t think that coyote ugly still needed explaining but I guess so.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
15089 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 12:12 pm to
Dude is fighting for his life. I wonder how many stitches he needed from biting his lip so hard?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31863 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 12:22 pm to
Amazing to me how desperate they are to get laid…

A lot safer just playing it by hand….
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13830 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 12:24 pm to
I hired a prostitute with a penis once, but it was artificial.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
45958 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 12:31 pm to
Grady Judd is a legend. I lost it at "any port in a storm" .
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1373 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 12:38 pm to
Any port in a storm, but if that's the only port available I'm happy to drown.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
58551 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 12:45 pm to
Nice
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59048 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 12:51 pm to
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Any port in a storm, but if that's the only port available I'm happy to drown.


I was thinking the same thing, the captain is going down with the ship in that case.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71801 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 1:02 pm to
Even the before picture is a nope for me.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99962 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 1:12 pm to
“Any port in the storm” comment made me legit lol
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
10464 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 1:22 pm to
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Amazing to me how desperate they are to get laid…


You dont pay to get laid. You pay to make sure they leave afterwards.
Posted by hansenthered1
Dixie
Member since Nov 2023
2142 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 1:32 pm to
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
90984 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 1:50 pm to
dude over his left shoulder biting his lip he should get an award for not busting out laughing
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
50697 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 1:56 pm to
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I hired a prostitute with a penis once, but it was artificial.
The fact that an hour passes by without someone questioning your manhood, says a lot. It's either that (A) pegging is now mainstream sex and nobody blinks an eye any more, or, (B) the OT is full of jealous closet sissies.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
91964 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 2:04 pm to
How’d he get lighter?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135216 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 2:07 pm to
Is this AI? It doesn't seem like it could be real.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56517 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 2:09 pm to
I've never heard anyone but my dad refer to a coyote frick.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20593 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 2:47 pm to
Dude all the way in the back looked pissed
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