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Old men in locker rooms
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:22 am
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:22 am
Is it a rule that they must always be naked the entire time in the locker room. Not simply while changing by their locker like everyone else… but while shaving, brushing their teeth, combing their hair, chatting with everyone walking in and out making small talk, etc
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 8:23 am
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Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:23 am to burger bearcat
You reach an age where you just don't care
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:23 am to burger bearcat
I don't know what the magic age is for this transformation. I'm 52 and don't do it. It seems one must be fully retired/over 65 to participate in this behavior. It's pretty gross.
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:24 am to Lithium
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You reach an age where you just don't care
One day I think most of us will be old and standing naked in a locker room and come to the realization that this is now us.
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:24 am to burger bearcat
They testing the waters
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:24 am to burger bearcat
Why does seeing a naked man provoke such an odd response in you?
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:25 am to burger bearcat
At my gym, old men just stay hangin brain in the locker room.
Talking about family: naked.
Talking about the weather: naked.
Talking about hemorrhoids: naked.
They dgaf
Talking about family: naked.
Talking about the weather: naked.
Talking about hemorrhoids: naked.
They dgaf
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:26 am to burger bearcat
It’s Freedom and not giving a f***. FWIW, I work out in our company gym every morning. The fact I’m an Executive gives me a bit of motivation to be free in the locker room.
There’s a young guy that showers in his bathing suit. That’s a bigger red flag to me.
There’s a young guy that showers in his bathing suit. That’s a bigger red flag to me.
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 8:31 am
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:27 am to burger bearcat
Using the hair dryer to dry off your balls is mandatory after a certain age.
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 9:19 am
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:27 am to BabyTac
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It’s Freedom and not giving a f***. FWIW, I work out in our company gym every morning. There’s a young guy that showers in his bathing suit. That’s a bigger red flag to me.
Maybe, but there's something extra weird about seeing coworkers naked. I just don't put myself in that situation at all
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:27 am to burger bearcat
I'm early 40's and I've been doing this for years. In the immortal words of Lou Brown:
"I'm too old to go diving into a locker" when Rachel Phelps shows up in the locker room and asks him to put a towel on.
"I'm too old to go diving into a locker" when Rachel Phelps shows up in the locker room and asks him to put a towel on.
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:28 am to BabyTac
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I work out in our company gym every morning. There’s a young guy that showers in his bathing suit. That’s a bigger red flag to me.
Why you so upset you can’t see your coworkers junk?
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:28 am to BabyTac
Nothing quite like just letting it all hang out after a good schvitz.
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:29 am to FenrirTheBeard
Men walking around other men naked unnecessarily isn't just DGAF, its suspect.
Im not talking taking a quick shower and changing. I'm talking sitting reading in a chair for 30 minutes naked.
If you're sitting in a semi public environment around other men with your parts hanging its because at some level you want people to look at it.
Im not talking taking a quick shower and changing. I'm talking sitting reading in a chair for 30 minutes naked.
If you're sitting in a semi public environment around other men with your parts hanging its because at some level you want people to look at it.
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:29 am to burger bearcat
I've always just assumed they were cruising for gay sex and I don't look at them.
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:30 am to burger bearcat
I’m reminded of the time I walked into the locker room at Cumberland Lake Country Club north of Birmingham in the early 2000s, and when I turned the corner to go to my locker, there stood none other than Florida State Head football coach Bobby Bowden completely naked.
It was one of the most disturbing sights I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t even watch a FSU football game until he retired a few years later.
It was one of the most disturbing sights I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t even watch a FSU football game until he retired a few years later.
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:31 am to BabyTac
That's why you wanted everyone to return to the office, you missed seeing naked dudes in the gym. 
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:32 am to burger bearcat
Larry Brown’s crank
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:34 am to burger bearcat
"What you call a crank in the face I call a Saturday night."
- Richard Simmons
- Richard Simmons
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:36 am to burger bearcat
That shite's gross
Part of the reason I have a home gym
Part of the reason I have a home gym
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