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5 year old Jacksonville boy sneaks out of house and walks to Chick fil A.

Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:42 am
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
43586 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:42 am
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
17742 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:46 am to
Dex was hoping those cops would stomp a mud hole in that kid.
This post was edited on 9/3/25 at 8:19 am
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
15900 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:47 am to
My man is all about that biscuit life.
Posted by RohanGonzales
Member since Apr 2024
7705 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:47 am to
Watch that kid. He is going to be a man of action.

Define task.
Do task.
Posted by T-Jon
Member since Jan 2012
93 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:47 am to
Did they give him breakfast? Should have.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8233 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:47 am to
Lil' man needed that Lord's Chicken to start his day
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68756 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:48 am to
Did he have money for that breakfast?

It was nice of him not to wake his mom and dad because he was hungry.
Posted by Split2874
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2012
3175 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:49 am to
thanks for the nice story with a happy ending.
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
2953 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:50 am to
Cute but also scary as hell.
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
37650 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:52 am to
Good thing he did not knock on anyone’s door. Because according to a few, he would have deserved to be killed.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175387 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:52 am to
Living within walking distance of a chick fil a seems trashy. Probably why they need that gate.
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
1716 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:53 am to
that is awesome
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31844 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:55 am to
Yeah, let’s defund the police…..

That’s the kind of stories that need to make the news…..

Side note, I walked to the convenient store down the street when I was about his age, my mom didn’t handle it quite the same way….
Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2651 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 8:06 am to
Dad, time to put in that security chain inside all your front/back doors.
Posted by SoDakHawk
South Dakota
Member since Jun 2014
9942 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 8:09 am to
My youngest would do something similar when he 6-7 years old. Staying at a hotel, he'd get up early and not wake us up. Leave the room and go to the breakfast area and eat breakfast by himself. Make his own waffle and pour a bowl of cereal.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147849 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 8:12 am to
quote:

Dex was hoping those cops would stop a mud hole in that kid.
to be fair, I’m sure they were hoping there was a dog when they jumped the fence so they could have done some target practice
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132971 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 8:16 am to
quote:

Watch that kid. He is going to be a man of action.

Define task.
Do task.


Wait until he gets older and his brain switches from "I want Chik-fil-a." To "I want Chicks to lay."


Dude's gonna go far
This post was edited on 9/3/25 at 8:17 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
18976 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 8:18 am to
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54603 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 8:23 am to
Awesome
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
4468 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 8:53 am to
Little man knows that that's God's chicken. Smart boy.

OTOH, where were the parents?

ETA: Can't get on the parents here. He just wanted some breakfast, gate be dammed.
This post was edited on 9/3/25 at 8:58 am
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