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Fatty board - why did keebler discontinue Danish wedding cookies?
Posted on 8/3/25 at 7:19 pm
Posted on 8/3/25 at 7:19 pm
Apparently they've been gone for years. I was looking for them recently and couldn't figure out why the stores around here didn't have them. Obviously I don't eat them often but when I want to be fat I expect them to be available.
Who knew? These things are fantastic. Wtf keebler? Am I going to have to get Trump involved?
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 7:23 pm to CAD703X
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why did keebler discontinue Danish wedding cookies?
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Obviously I don't eat them often
Posted on 8/3/25 at 7:50 pm to CAD703X
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Danish wedding cookies
My Mom always had these in the house growing up. They used to come in bags. They were dangerously delicious; no way I could keep those things in the house.
Posted on 8/3/25 at 7:50 pm to CAD703X
Muslims don’t like Danish wedding cookies.
Posted on 8/3/25 at 7:54 pm to GruntbyAssociation
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Muslims don’t like Danish wedding cookies.
The Keebler Elves are muslim?
Posted on 8/3/25 at 7:56 pm to CAD703X
These are gone too..bothers me.
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:09 pm to CAD703X
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keebler
E.L. Fudge is the GOAT. 2nd is Grasshopper
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:23 pm to GeauxldMember
quote:I remember them in the bags for years
Mom always had these in the house growing up. They used to come in bags. They were dangerously delicious; no way I could keep those things in the house.
What...they run out of elves or hollow trees? Wtf keebler. Bring them back
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:27 pm to CAD703X
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Fatty board - why did keebler discontinue Danish wedding cookies?
Well go out anywhere in public these days and you'll see why stuff like this is discontinued. I don't see how anyone can let themselves get to the point that you can't see your dick anymore
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:29 pm to 4x4tiger
quote:thank goodness keebler doesn't still make 50 other cookies that are just as bad.
Well go out anywhere in public these days and you'll see why stuff like this is discontinued. I don't see how anyone can let themselves get to the point that you can't see your dick anymore
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:59 pm to CAD703X
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Danish wedding cookies
Honestly, I have never heard of those.
Must have been gone for a hell of a long time….
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:01 pm to CAD703X
Danes stopped getting married.
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:11 pm to CAD703X
They recently got rid of cashew sandies (far superior to their pecan cousin) as well.
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:41 pm to CAD703X
Killed their customers faster than they could replace them.
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:46 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
Anyone else miss OrangeAid?
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:57 pm to VolunGator
There was a similar grocery store cookie that came in clear celophane bags. I am probably misremembering the name as Archdale. They were smaller, coated with powdered sugar and had nuts in them and were delicious.
Posted on 8/3/25 at 10:07 pm to CAD703X
I always saw the boxes in the stores but never tried them. I thought they would be horrible. What did they taste like?
Posted on 8/3/25 at 10:52 pm to CAD703X
My wife has a friend who came here from one of the Baltic states and she makes these. They're freakin' awesome and I've had to force myself to ask her not to make any more for me .... unless I actually ask her to for special occasions like my birthday, Christmas,
... or days ending in the letter "y"
... or days ending in the letter "y"
This post was edited on 8/3/25 at 10:54 pm
Posted on 8/3/25 at 10:53 pm to CAD703X
Lemon
Coolers
Coolers
Posted on 8/3/25 at 10:55 pm to SallysHuman
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The Keebler Elves are muslim
No, Hadji’s are taking over Europe. It was a joke.
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