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What is the top 10 Greatest Diss ever?

Posted on 7/23/25 at 12:14 am
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Posted by Kafka
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Composer Max Reger's letter to a music critic:

"I am sitting in the smallest room in the house. Your review is in front of me. Soon it will be behind me."
Posted by cypresstiger
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Posted on 7/23/25 at 12:36 am to
You're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill."
Posted by Mike the Tiger 1999
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Posted on 7/23/25 at 4:25 am to
when Kobe tried to call Shaq out for being lazy and not giving full effort in practice - saying that it really annoyed him.
and Shaq said: “remember when Kobe kept missing practice .,. because he was in court … for rape… that annoyed me”
Posted by CatSquirrel
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Posted on 7/23/25 at 4:41 am to
Winston Churchill to Bessie Braddock

Braddock: “Mr. Churchill, you’re drunk!”

Churchill: “Yes my dear Bessie, I am drunk, and you’re ugly, but in the morning I’ll be sober”.

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Posted by castorinho
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quote:

and Shaq said: “remember when Kobe kept missing practice .,. because he was in court … for rape… that annoyed me”
This didn't happen
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Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 7/23/25 at 6:28 am to
quote:

Winston Churchill to Bessie Braddock Braddock: “Mr. Churchill, you’re drunk!”

Churchill: “Yes my dear Bessie, I am drunk, and you’re ugly, but in the morning I’ll be sober”.


Also the classic.

Some Posh English Bird: "Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!"

Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it!"
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/23/25 at 6:29 am to
quote:

What is the top 10 Greatest Diss ever?
Churchill’s famous jibe directed at either the socialist MP Bessie Braddock or the Conservative Lady Astor, the first female MP (depending on which version of the story you hear).

When accused by one of them of being 'disgustingly drunk' the Conservative Prime Minister responded: 'My dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.'

Or something Kendrick Lamar said.

(CatSquirrel )
This post was edited on 7/23/25 at 6:30 am
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Posted by Coach72
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Posted on 7/23/25 at 7:10 am to
Who I Smoke

When I See You

Not me genre whatsoever, but no denying these two hit hard and are unexplainably hauntingly listenable.

Cliff notes for the other 50+ white guys - each song is about peeps they've murdered from the other artists crew, which culminated in them gunning down the singer in the second video.
Posted by eatpie
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Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:48 am to
Hillary Clinton: "Its a good thing he (Trump) is not in charge of the law in our country".

Trump: "Because you'd be in jail".
Posted by TigerintheNO
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Posted by TigerMak
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Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:33 am to
That’s a rabbit hole I didn’t plan on getting sucked into. Wild and insane stuff. That second track by foolio is actually really catchy.
Posted by Huck Finn
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Posted on 7/23/25 at 12:50 pm to
Our (low performing) sales guy was on a call yesterday, asking about a contract, then mentioned his vacation.

I asked, "Did you day your vacation starts Friday?"

- "Yeah"

I asked, "and how will we know when you're back?"


Direct hit
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
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Posted on 7/23/25 at 12:56 pm to
Downvote away, but Kendrick Lamar having 66,000 people in the Superdome call Drake a pedophile in unison with 128M watching live on tv is definitely in the top 5.
Posted by Lake08
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Posted on 7/23/25 at 1:11 pm to
Meh. Heard that years ago

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