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The Mary Lou Retton DUI Arrest Video Is Out & Gymnastics Star Had Trouble With Balancing

Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:01 pm
Posted by LivingstonLaw
Livingston County
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:01 pm
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
5995 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:05 pm to
Sloshed in the middle of the day. Good going Mary Lou!

When does the Wheaties box come out?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
18919 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:06 pm to
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Had Trouble With Balancing


Well, she is 57
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103076 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:06 pm to
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When does the Wheaties box come out?


Maybe it should be an Absolut bottle.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
18548 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:07 pm to
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Well, she is 57


Man I hope I didn’t have balancing problems when I’m 57.


frick I probably will. My arse gets light headed if I stand up too fast or bend over for too long
This post was edited on 7/8/25 at 6:27 pm
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
22716 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:09 pm to

But did she stick the landing?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:09 pm to
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Sloshed in the middle of the day.


Problem?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
90857 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:09 pm to
damn she's on oxygen
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
13937 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:10 pm to
So no pics?
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37867 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:11 pm to
My heart hurts.

She bought a new Corvette when she got famous, so we're soulmates.

Dont think I can fix her...

Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:13 pm to
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damn she's on oxygen


Yeah, that surprised me. She looks like a smoker, so maybe that's it.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26040 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:16 pm to
I never would have recognized her.
Posted by Thecoz
Member since Dec 2018
3784 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:18 pm to
She bought a new Corvette when she got famous, so we're soulmates

Well you need to set up a go fund me first
Posted by farad
Member since Dec 2013
12177 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:22 pm to
that's a shame it was put out there...

let them with no sin fling the first rock...
Posted by Missouri Waltz
Adrift off the Spanish Main
Member since Feb 2016
1079 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:22 pm to
Get off Mary Lou's case. She made this nation proud.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1326 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:25 pm to
Blows my mind that in 2025 people still willingly perform FSTs.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
22110 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:27 pm to
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frick I probably will. My arse gets light headed if I stand up too fast or be over for too long


It doesn't get better. One day you may get up, get light-headed, faint and break your hip.
Posted by Lake08
Member since Jun 2023
2778 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:28 pm to
IMO, the only reason people do them is they are just hoping they can pass. Obviously, refusing means you going to jail. But yes, it’s just more ammo for the cop
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
18559 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:29 pm to
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damn she's on oxygen


Almost died from pneumonia a few years ago and it fricked her up. Still requires oxygen sometimes.
Posted by GasMan
north Mississippi
Member since Sep 2003
1394 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:29 pm to
Damn that's rough.
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