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Max size alligator you think you could take on and win
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:43 pm
Anything over 7 feet and I feel like I’d be biting off more than I can chew (pun intended)
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:44 pm to sidewalkside
quote:your mom knows this feeling
I’d be biting off more than I can chew
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:46 pm to sidewalkside
on land or in the water? What region of the country is the alligator from? Are we fighting at night? Is it cold or hot? if in the water, how deep is it? if on land, is it flat or sloped? Dry land or muddy?
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:47 pm to Loup
On land 5-6’.
In the water 4-5’.
In the water 4-5’.
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:48 pm to sidewalkside
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Anything over 7 feet and I feel like I’d be biting off more than I can chew (pun intended)
Depends on what tools/weapons I could have. With nothing at all, I would probably be limited to a couple of feet.
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:51 pm to sidewalkside
I'm small...can only handle 4-5, no more than 6.

Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:53 pm to sidewalkside
Do I get a weapon and a tourniquet?
With a knife/hammer/bat, about 6 ft.
With a knife/hammer/bat, about 6 ft.
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:56 pm to sidewalkside
this thread is going to tell you a lot about who has and hasn't been around/messed with alligators 
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:56 pm to SallysHuman
quote:I hope your husband doesn't read this board
I'm small...can only handle 4-5, no more than 6.
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:57 pm to sidewalkside
quote:
Max size alligator you think you could take on and win
Are we talking actual size measured with a tape length or the "There is a X foot gator back there" length? The latter is like male internet inches.
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:58 pm to sidewalkside
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Max size alligator you think you could take on and win
Would be a lot of dead humans based on the answers in this thread.
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:59 pm to Iron Lion
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I hope your husband doesn't read this board
I was obviously talking gators....
Posted on 7/3/25 at 1:01 pm to sidewalkside
Another man versus animal fight thread?
Posted on 7/3/25 at 1:14 pm to Loup
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I wouldn't go over 6'
On land or in water?
Posted on 7/3/25 at 1:47 pm to sidewalkside
We talking fried or grilled?
Posted on 7/3/25 at 1:49 pm to Penrod
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On land or in water?
Probably just on land. I handled one that size before on land and it about whooped my arse even though we had a rope on it. The only one I ever messed with in the water was about 4' and it wasn't terrible. When I start drinking I think I'm Steve Irwin.
This post was edited on 7/3/25 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 7/3/25 at 1:52 pm to Loup
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it about whooped my arse even though we had a rope on it.
those things are a lot more badass than people think, plus, they're fighting for their life and humans are just fricking around(and will quickly find out)
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