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How do goofy looking coonass men produce such beautiful daughters?

Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:06 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28776 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:06 pm
Coonass




Coonass daughter

Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
63050 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:08 pm to
Its wild huh
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
164608 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:09 pm to
Baws have proven over time that they have the necessary wiles to lure fine women. After that, the mom’s genetics take control.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15148 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:09 pm to
Plenty of the daughters don’t look like that for long.
Posted by DB_tiger
BTR
Member since May 2025
3 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:10 pm to
1) lots of coonass men work long hours without sunscreen, which makes you look bad

2) most physical characteristics come from the mother, so if you outdo yourself (lookswise) your kids will likely look better than you. Also how when extremely short men somehow end up with tall women, their kids are usually tall.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
2395 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:17 pm to
Southern LA is full of short, goofy looking men and a bunch of smoking hot women. It's quite the combination.
Posted by tiger7166
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
2689 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:18 pm to
Who’s asking?
Posted by jafari rastaman
Member since Nov 2015
2340 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

Southern LA is full of short, goofy looking men


Speak for yourself.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
11654 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:25 pm to
Give her a few years and she will soon look like pops.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30139 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:25 pm to
At 25 she will be 250
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
10584 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:26 pm to
Maybe beautiful women make goofy arse sons who end up making beautiful daughters.
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
4522 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:35 pm to
He evidently has a hot sister
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16793 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

How do goofy looking coonass men produce such beautiful daughters?

Jody helps while dey on dat rig, cha.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9144 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:38 pm to
We have some fine women. Some of us men aren’t slouch’s either.
This post was edited on 5/30/25 at 7:40 pm
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
2697 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:41 pm to
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At 25 she will be 250


She needs to put weight on. That tiney boney body doesn't match her huge head/face
This post was edited on 5/30/25 at 7:42 pm
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
25495 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

He evidently has a hot sister


He said coonass not gumps.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29849 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:58 pm to
She will look great with 10 face tattoos.
Posted by moontigr
Commanders/LA Kings/Detroit Tigers
Member since Nov 2020
6092 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 8:07 pm to
We went to Hawk's a month a so ago for boiled crawfish, and if you've ever been to Hawk's you know that it's literally in the middle of nowhere. We pulled up and there were coonasses and rice farmers and other rough-looking scamps everywhere, and then we walked in and the first person I saw was this young girl who showed us to our table. She was like an angel among the masses. My wife and I were both in shock at how beautiful she was. I was looking around thinking, "How do people that look like this, have offspring that look like that?" Never expected to see someone like her in that environment.
Posted by Tigerstark
Parts unknown
Member since Aug 2011
6554 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 8:24 pm to
Swamp magic. But it’s a trap. They’ll look like their dad by age 45 and you’re trapped.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97099 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 8:28 pm to
Oilfield money bought him an oilfield honey
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