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If you were Brad Pitt in 2005, you staying with Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:52 am
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:52 am
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Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:53 am to boomjosh
Anniston. Jolie seems batshit crazy. I mean, they're all crazy but she's a whole nother lever.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:54 am to boomjosh
Aniston and she aged better too. But I’ve never experienced their vaginas so maybe there’s a reason he went with Jolie.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:55 am to boomjosh
Neither. I’m getting some normal non famous girl. I don’t need the truckload of crazy diva that both of those chicks drag around.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:56 am to boomjosh
If the rumors about Jolie being a nympho are true, gotta go that way
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:56 am to boomjosh
I feel like both of them have been like 40 my entire life so neither
Didn’t Angelina make him move to New Orleans?
Didn’t Angelina make him move to New Orleans?
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:56 am to boomjosh
Did you see Aniston in Horrible Bosses as the nympho dentist?! Aniston by a mile
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:57 am to bamabenny
Both are crazy. Stay single brother. More $ and less problems. He can still walk in any bar and leave with whomever he chooses. Must be nice
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:57 am to biglego
Supposedly JA was too conservative in the bedroom. Jolie is nuts so there's the crazy sex factor in play. FWIW if you're Brad Pitt you had both and ultimately left both. Perhaps because you have essentially unlimited options
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:58 am to King George
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Angelina Jolie is the most beautiful woman ever created.
What?
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:58 am to boomjosh
Jolie
Anniston always appeared to me to smell and have smoker’s skin under all the war paint.
Anniston always appeared to me to smell and have smoker’s skin under all the war paint.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:59 am to boomjosh
He made a very poor decision to entangle himself with the crazy that is Angelina. That being said, who knows what that wildcat is like in bed. He may have never stood a chance.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:00 am to biglego
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Aniston and she aged better too. But I’ve never experienced their vaginas so maybe there’s a reason he went with Jolie.
Billy bob Thornton flat out called her a terrible lay on the pages of esquire, i think. Anniston was also a heavy chainsmoker back then. They're all pretty insufferable.
Best to find a nice girl at your local church that is in to anal.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:00 am to bamabenny
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the rumors about Jolie being a nympho are true, gotta go that way
My brother said that Brad did it backwards. Jolie is that gal you date in your early 20s that probably bangs the shite out of you, sucks you dry on the drive home from the grocery but can get dressed to the max and look elegant at a wedding....the downside is she will likely set your bed on fire because it's Tuesday.
Jennifer is the one you settle down with.
His words....not mine.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:02 am to BabyTac
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Anniston always appeared to me to smell and have smoker’s skin under all the war paint.
I always thought she looked like she smelled nice
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:02 am to PrideofTheSEC
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Did you see Aniston in Horrible Bosses as the nympho dentist?! Aniston by a mile
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:02 am to boomjosh
Jen by a mile. She seems more down to earth. Better personality. The first time I saw her in the movie leprechaun I wanted to marry her. I think she is breathtaking.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:03 am to dupergreenie
I saw Angelina at a small event a few months ago and at 49 she is one of the most stunning people I’ve seen
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