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Virgin bride discovers she can’t have sex on wedding night
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:42 am
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:42 am
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A newlywed says she waited more than 40 years to have sex for the first time on her wedding night — only to discover her hymen is so thick she is unable to do it. Sarah Jones-Green, 44, was brought up in a Christian household and wanted to wait until marriage to have sex, out of respect for her beliefs
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On their wedding night, they attempted to have sex for the first time — but the new bride found it too painful. She spoke to her general practitioner soon afterwards, who performed a physical examination and found Sarah has a condition called a microperforate hymen — a condition where the hymen is very thick but has a single, small opening.
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:vomit:
This post was edited on 5/27/25 at 7:44 am
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Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:43 am to LSUTANGERINE
that poor bastard.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:45 am to Klark Kent
It's like a Bad Luck Brian meme. Marries virgin. Hymen too thick to have sex.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:46 am to LSUTANGERINE
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A newlywed says she waited more than 40 years to have sex for the first time on her wedding night
Unfortunate situation, but good for her for sticking to her beliefs.
This post was edited on 5/27/25 at 7:47 am
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:47 am to LSUTANGERINE
There are other holes without hymens.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:47 am to LSUTANGERINE
She must have money.
I’d rather sleep in a shed.
I’d rather sleep in a shed.
This post was edited on 5/27/25 at 7:48 am
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:48 am to LSUTANGERINE
“My doctor says I can’t.”
“What does your dentist say?”
“What does your dentist say?”
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:48 am to LSUTANGERINE
There had to have been a better option. Keep in mind, this pic is on her wedding day and it's the best she will look. 
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:48 am to LSUTANGERINE
Rubbing alcohol and an exacto knife could fix that in a quick snickersnack
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:49 am to LSUTANGERINE
Looks like Rip will have to go back to banging Beth.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:51 am to LSUTANGERINE
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only to discover her hymen is so thick she is unable to do i
Look at her photo. This is Mother Nature protecting the gene pool.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:52 am to LSUTANGERINE
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:53 am to LSUTANGERINE
Why is this a news headline? My God, the media….
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:55 am to UptownJoeBrown
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She must have money.
I’d rather sleep in a shed.
I mean he aint exactly a looker either. Not everyone has an OT 10 wife like the folks around here do.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:56 am to LSUTANGERINE
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A newlywed says she waited more than 40 years to have sex for the first time on her wedding night — only to discover her hymen is so thick she is unable to do it. Sarah Jones-Green, 44, was brought up in a Christian household and wanted to wait until marriage to have sex, out of respect for her beliefs.
It seems the quoted text suggests or implied the woman’s unfortunate condition stems from her adherence to her Christian beliefs, marrying late in life, and waiting to have a sexual relationship with only her husband.
From the Cleveland Clinic:
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A microperforate hymen is when your hymen has one small opening in it, but otherwise covers the opening to your vagina. It's a rare, congenital condition. It can cause painful symptoms and is treatable with surgery.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:56 am to LSUTANGERINE
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a condition where the hymen is very thick but has a single, small opening
So you’re saying there’s a chance
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:57 am to Booyow
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a condition where the hymen is very thick but has a single, small opening
So you’re saying there’s a chance
Imagine being the poor bastard that could fit through it though. Talk about a kick to the tiny peen
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:59 am to Longhorn Actual
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Unfortunate situation, but good for her for sticking to her beliefs
She knew that shite before they married. She trapped his arse.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:12 am to LSUTANGERINE
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a condition where the hymen is very thick but has a single, small opening.
Shouldn’t be a problem with 90% of the OT posters. They like tight spaces for their micro peen.
Her new hubby must be packing a thicc hog in the 10% with a macro peen.
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