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President Trump orders the reopening of Alcatraz Island Prison

Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:39 pm
Posted by Harahan Boy
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:39 pm
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:41 pm to
IIRC, per treaty if Alcatraz stops serving as a prison it reverts to the Indians

And guess what the Indians want to do w/it? Just guess. I mean, take a WILD guess.
Posted by patchesohoulihan_007
Member since Jul 2015
2798 posts
Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:43 pm to
I’ll go with “what is…open a casino” but really just shooting from the hip.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:44 pm to
wildlife preservation?


(sarcasm)
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:47 pm to
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And guess what the Indians want to do w/it? Just guess. I mean, take a WILD guess.


A psychedelic retreat center for silicone valley workers?

And isn't ADX Florence supposed to be hell on earth? Why do we need a new one?
Posted by St Augustine
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Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

IIRC, per treaty if Alcatraz stops serving as a prison it reverts to the Indians


When I went on tour there I know various tribes occupied the island in the late 60s. Think it was a form of protest as I remember.
Posted by HeadCall
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:48 pm to
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And isn't ADX Florence supposed to be hell on earth? Why do we need a new one?


For all the judges and journalists we’re about to start rounding up. Get with the program guy.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:48 pm to
stupid would cost way too much, keep it as a tourist attraction make $$$$
Posted by dukke v
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:49 pm to
This.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

And guess what the Indians want to do w/it?


Have a pow wow.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:57 pm to
I don’t see any point in doing this. We have ADX Florence for those kind of prisoners. Seems like a waste of money and other resources.
This post was edited on 5/4/25 at 7:58 pm
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 8:00 pm to
Considering what it would cost to bring it back up to a workable condition for a super max and how much it cost to run when it was open, this seems like a ridiculous waste of money.

If there’s one thing we have plenty of in the US is active prisons. It’d just be cheaper to build another ADX Florence.
This post was edited on 5/4/25 at 8:01 pm
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

stupid would cost way too much, keep it as a tourist attraction make $$$$


Why not both?!
Posted by lsusa
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Member since Oct 2005
6211 posts
Posted on 5/4/25 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

When we were a more serious Nation, in times past, we did not hesitate to lock up the most dangerous criminals, and keep them far away from anyone they could harm," Trump continued, adding that it's supposed to be this way. ."


The irony is thick, because when we were a more serious nation we jailed convicted felons instead of electing them.

This boob continues to operate at the level of a petulant 12-year old…and his cult followers just eat it up.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 8:05 pm to
Did you cry while typing that?
Posted by Obtuse1
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Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

I don’t see any point in doing this. We have ADX Florence for those kind of prisoners. Seems like a waste of money and other resources.


Anyone who has ever visited Alcatraz would know you need to level it and start over in order to have a functioning modern prison that is safe for the corrections workers. It would be much cheaper to build another ADX either in Florence or somewhere else. We don't need water to prevent escapes from that level of prison, and no need to destroy a landmark and tourist attraction.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154332 posts
Posted on 5/4/25 at 8:22 pm to
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keep it as a tourist attraction make $$$$
have a package trip where tourists act as guards

For an extra fee they could sadistically beat up prisoners
Posted by EmperorGout
I hate all of you.
Member since Feb 2008
11572 posts
Posted on 5/4/25 at 8:25 pm to
Ahahaha someone take grandpa’s phone away before he sundowns further
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
69848 posts
Posted on 5/4/25 at 8:26 pm to
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when we were a more serious nation we jailed convicted felons instead of electing them


When we were a more serious nation, we would not bring trumped up charges against our political opponents just so we could say, "Mr. So-and-So is a convicted felon."
Posted by footswitch
New Market
Member since Apr 2015
4653 posts
Posted on 5/4/25 at 8:29 pm to
Alcatraz is closer than El Salvador.
I’m all for this.
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