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Quaddball might be the cringiest “sport” I’ve ever seen

Posted on 5/3/25 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
72513 posts
Posted on 5/3/25 at 12:23 pm
Turn it on ESPN News if you want to witness this shite.

For those of you who don’t know, it’s a bunch of Harry Potter fanatics who so desperately wanted to play the game Quidditch from the books that they actually started a league. They are running around with PVC pipes between their legs acting like it’s a broomstick.

Oh and the name of the game is actually Quidditch in the books but due to JK Rowling’s “controversial” stance on trans women not being real women, they changed the name to Quaddball. The best thing is JK Rowling still gets paid by ESPN to broadcast this
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 5/3/25 at 12:28 pm to
Thread belongs on the OT
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 5/3/25 at 1:05 pm to
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Oh and the name of the game is actually Quidditch in the books but due to JK Rowling’s “controversial” stance on trans women not being real women, they changed the name to Quaddball. The best thing is JK Rowling still gets paid by ESPN to broadcast this


Thats incredible
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
62124 posts
Posted on 5/3/25 at 1:08 pm to
Adopting her fictional game but canceling the name is absolutely amazing
Posted by KosmoCramer
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Posted on 5/3/25 at 1:15 pm to
Posted by SkiUtah420
Member since Jul 2023
803 posts
Posted on 5/3/25 at 1:21 pm to
Watched a few minutes of it . Wasn’t as bad as I thought but still gay as hell
Posted by Kinderman
Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 5/3/25 at 1:23 pm to
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Oh and the name of the game is actually Quidditch in the books but due to JK Rowling’s “controversial” stance on trans women not being real women, they changed the name to Quaddball.

This is what we call cutting off your nose to spite your face. Yeah, you can high five your pink-haired brethren that you really stuck it to JK Rowling, but the name Quidditch is much more recognizable and marketable. Nobody knows what the frick Quadball is.
Posted by Colonel Flagg
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
23286 posts
Posted on 5/3/25 at 3:16 pm to
I mean the broom/stick be held between their legs serves no purpose to the game. It is just a dumb reference to the books. Why not just get rid of that and people’s respect may slightly increase.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
62124 posts
Posted on 5/3/25 at 3:25 pm to
Mate I don’t think people doing this care about people’s respect
Posted by Dandy Chiggins
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 5/3/25 at 3:52 pm to
To me; flying is the best part of that sport.
They should fly.
Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 5/3/25 at 4:46 pm to
This is the funniest fricking post I’ve read in a while.
Posted by whodatfan
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Posted on 5/3/25 at 5:15 pm to
your username is fantastic
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
72513 posts
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:04 pm to
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:11 pm to
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A quidditch game allows each team to have a maximum of four players, not including the seeker, who identify as the same gender in active play on the field at the same time. The gender that a player identifies with is considered to be that player's gender, which may or may not correspond with that person's sex. This is commonly referred to as the "four maximum" rule. USQ accepts those who don't identify within the binary gender system and acknowledges that not all of our players identify as male or female. USQ welcomes people of all identities and genders into our league.


Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:16 pm to
Sounds like the kind of sport “sportsball” types would play
Posted by theballguy
Parody clause in full effect
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:42 pm to
Every single one of them needs their arse kicked publicly.
Posted by theballguy
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Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:43 pm to
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They should fly.



Helicopter ride.
Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
8581 posts
Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:04 pm to


Why not have a strap on and just go hands free.
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14570 posts
Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:12 pm to
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Oh and the name of the game is actually Quidditch in the books but due to JK Rowling’s “controversial” stance on trans women not being real women, they changed the name to Quaddball. The best thing is JK Rowling still gets paid by ESPN to broadcast this


And the best, is she's a staunch liberal, but doesn't play the gender games, so they tried to cancel her, even trying to get her arrested for hate speech in the UK. They opened a case, but know the shite storm that would happen if she got arrested for not being down with the gender clowns.
Posted by Zippydog
metairie , La
Member since Jan 2020
812 posts
Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:15 pm to
Cringeworthy , I say !!
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