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Quaddball might be the cringiest “sport” I’ve ever seen
Posted on 5/3/25 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 5/3/25 at 12:23 pm
Turn it on ESPN News if you want to witness this shite.
For those of you who don’t know, it’s a bunch of Harry Potter fanatics who so desperately wanted to play the game Quidditch from the books that they actually started a league. They are running around with PVC pipes between their legs acting like it’s a broomstick.
Oh and the name of the game is actually Quidditch in the books but due to JK Rowling’s “controversial” stance on trans women not being real women, they changed the name to Quaddball. The best thing is JK Rowling still gets paid by ESPN to broadcast this
For those of you who don’t know, it’s a bunch of Harry Potter fanatics who so desperately wanted to play the game Quidditch from the books that they actually started a league. They are running around with PVC pipes between their legs acting like it’s a broomstick.
Oh and the name of the game is actually Quidditch in the books but due to JK Rowling’s “controversial” stance on trans women not being real women, they changed the name to Quaddball. The best thing is JK Rowling still gets paid by ESPN to broadcast this

Posted on 5/3/25 at 12:28 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Thread belongs on the OT
Posted on 5/3/25 at 1:05 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Oh and the name of the game is actually Quidditch in the books but due to JK Rowling’s “controversial” stance on trans women not being real women, they changed the name to Quaddball. The best thing is JK Rowling still gets paid by ESPN to broadcast this
Thats incredible
Posted on 5/3/25 at 1:08 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Adopting her fictional game but canceling the name is absolutely amazing
Posted on 5/3/25 at 1:21 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Watched a few minutes of it . Wasn’t as bad as I thought but still gay as hell
Posted on 5/3/25 at 1:23 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Oh and the name of the game is actually Quidditch in the books but due to JK Rowling’s “controversial” stance on trans women not being real women, they changed the name to Quaddball.
This is what we call cutting off your nose to spite your face. Yeah, you can high five your pink-haired brethren that you really stuck it to JK Rowling, but the name Quidditch is much more recognizable and marketable. Nobody knows what the frick Quadball is.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 3:16 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
I mean the broom/stick be held between their legs serves no purpose to the game. It is just a dumb reference to the books. Why not just get rid of that and people’s respect may slightly increase.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 3:25 pm to Colonel Flagg
Mate I don’t think people doing this care about people’s respect
Posted on 5/3/25 at 3:52 pm to Henry Jones Jr
To me; flying is the best part of that sport.
They should fly.
They should fly.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 4:46 pm to Henry Jones Jr
This is the funniest fricking post I’ve read in a while.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 5:15 pm to Henry Jones Jr
your username is fantastic
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:11 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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A quidditch game allows each team to have a maximum of four players, not including the seeker, who identify as the same gender in active play on the field at the same time. The gender that a player identifies with is considered to be that player's gender, which may or may not correspond with that person's sex. This is commonly referred to as the "four maximum" rule. USQ accepts those who don't identify within the binary gender system and acknowledges that not all of our players identify as male or female. USQ welcomes people of all identities and genders into our league.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:16 pm to goldennugget
Sounds like the kind of sport “sportsball” types would play
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:42 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Every single one of them needs their arse kicked publicly.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:43 pm to Dandy Chiggins
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They should fly.
Helicopter ride.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:04 pm to KosmoCramer
Why not have a strap on and just go hands free.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:12 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Oh and the name of the game is actually Quidditch in the books but due to JK Rowling’s “controversial” stance on trans women not being real women, they changed the name to Quaddball. The best thing is JK Rowling still gets paid by ESPN to broadcast this
And the best, is she's a staunch liberal, but doesn't play the gender games, so they tried to cancel her, even trying to get her arrested for hate speech in the UK. They opened a case, but know the shite storm that would happen if she got arrested for not being down with the gender clowns.
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