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What athlete do you think would make a good Pope?
Posted on 5/2/25 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 5/2/25 at 12:57 pm
Let’s have a little fun on a Friday. Thread title. I’ll get us started:
1. Tim Tebow: for obvious reasons.
2. Roger Federer: graceful, diplomatic, universally respected
3. Dirk Nowitzki: quiet strength, loyal, deeply respected by peers
4. Eliud Kipchoge: lives with monastic discipline, always speaks with serene wisdom, and feels like he’s already halfway to sainthood
5. Shaq: because why not?
One athlete that would NOT make a good Pope would be THE JUDGE. He shows no mercy to opposing pitchers and punishes baseballs, cranking dongs 400-500 feet. This is the opposite of what a Pope should be.
Anyway, who does tMSB think would make a good pope? I’ll hang up and listen. Habemus Papam!
1. Tim Tebow: for obvious reasons.
2. Roger Federer: graceful, diplomatic, universally respected
3. Dirk Nowitzki: quiet strength, loyal, deeply respected by peers
4. Eliud Kipchoge: lives with monastic discipline, always speaks with serene wisdom, and feels like he’s already halfway to sainthood
5. Shaq: because why not?
One athlete that would NOT make a good Pope would be THE JUDGE. He shows no mercy to opposing pitchers and punishes baseballs, cranking dongs 400-500 feet. This is the opposite of what a Pope should be.
Anyway, who does tMSB think would make a good pope? I’ll hang up and listen. Habemus Papam!
Posted on 5/2/25 at 12:59 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
quote:
cranking dongs
Maybe THE JUDGE is qualified after all.
Posted on 5/2/25 at 1:01 pm to KosmoCramer
quote:
Ichiro
Solid selection

Posted on 5/2/25 at 1:02 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
quote:
cranking dongs 400-500 feet

Posted on 5/2/25 at 1:12 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Dennis Rodman. His experience as a member of the NWO would really help him work with global leaders.
Posted on 5/2/25 at 1:45 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Lebron James has the hairline for it.
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:07 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
This was a very clever way to work in a thread regarding the feats of tPunisher.
Always an enjoy reading your thread bawler. Both fun and usually informative as well.
.427 BA for Aaron the judge Judge
Always an enjoy reading your thread bawler. Both fun and usually informative as well.
.427 BA for Aaron the judge Judge

This post was edited on 5/2/25 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:11 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Mark Pope
Christian laettner
World B Free
Eta
Brian Cardinal
Irving Fryar
Christian laettner
World B Free
Eta
Brian Cardinal
Irving Fryar
This post was edited on 5/2/25 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:13 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
The obvious answer is Philip Rivers
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:13 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
So you start a thread about the death of the Pope and his replacement just to make yet another example of your list for Judge????
You are a very ill person.
You are a very ill person.
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:20 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Joe Torre - old white dude. maybe Italian, was a cardinal
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:31 pm to Adam Banks
quote:
This was a very clever way to work in a thread regarding the feats of tPunisher.
Always an enjoy reading your thread bawler. Both fun and usually informative as well.
.427 BA for Aaron the judge Judge
Working in a Judge reference in a creative way - 10 likes. With all of the Shadeur threads on draft day, there should be ZERO complaining about Judge threads. At least Judge is ACTUALLY playing right now.
Aaron Judge, the Commander in Chief. ZING!



Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:39 pm to littleavery1948
The Face of Baseball and the Face of America. Captain America. The Punisher. THE JUDGE. 

Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:45 pm to littleavery1948
quote:
ZERO complaining about Judge threads
The complaining is about one person making threads and pretty much repeating the same stupid shite over and over and talks like a 12 year old. It’s kinda pathetic one person craves attention. Doesn’t help when dipshits like you encourage he or she. Like I said, I don’t have a problem with Judge. Hell I wouldn’t be against Judge threads if it was something relevant and not childish.
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