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So we were discussing the UPS/Fedex drivers who have to pick up those cologuard boxes
Posted on 3/25/25 at 11:35 am
Posted on 3/25/25 at 11:35 am
And drive around with them on a hot summer day, how bad that's got to stink. Off of that topic we stumbled on to whether if you froze the contents before shipping, would it get rid of the smell? That takes us to the final scientific question, would/does a frozen turd stink?
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Posted on 3/25/25 at 11:36 am to RoosterCogburn585
It’s not like the sample is in a Tupperware container that won’t close all the way
Posted on 3/25/25 at 11:37 am to Lawyered
I mean I've seen some of those delivery drivers be pretty rough with packages....
Posted on 3/25/25 at 11:39 am to RoosterCogburn585
What about the guy back at the factory that has to open them all day?
Posted on 3/25/25 at 11:39 am to RoosterCogburn585
Kind of a shitty job.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 11:40 am to OysterPoBoy
I bet you he has seen some things!
Posted on 3/25/25 at 11:43 am to RoosterCogburn585
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cologuard boxes
More important thing you should be discussing is why are you letting your insurance con you into a test with such a high error rate? Butt cancer is slow and needs to be caught early.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 11:45 am to RoosterCogburn585
quote:have no idea what this is and probably glad I'm not familiar
those cologuard boxes
Posted on 3/25/25 at 11:46 am to OysterPoBoy
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What about the guy back at the factory that has to open them all day?
Posted on 3/25/25 at 11:49 am to RoosterCogburn585
Still better than hugging the toilet for 15 hours
Posted on 3/25/25 at 11:52 am to Cheese Grits
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More important thing you should be discussing is why are you letting your insurance con you into a test with such a high error rate?
The failure rate is high and the False Positive is astronomical. The latter is what made me toss the test in the trash.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 11:54 am to jbgleason
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More important thing you should be discussing is why are you letting your insurance con you into a test with such a high error rate?
The failure rate is high and the False Positive is astronomical. The latter is what made me toss the test in the trash.
even their ads say if you get a positive you should get a colonoscopy, so what's the point of using them?
Posted on 3/25/25 at 12:21 pm to 777Tiger
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even their ads say if you get a positive you should get a colonoscopy, so what's the point of using them?
I think they saw how gullible people are with the 23 and me and other mail in tests. As stated, they tell you in the commercial, they are not accurate. I wonder if they even test or just spit out random negative or positive results. They told you it may not be accurate so what does it matter?
Posted on 3/25/25 at 12:43 pm to RoosterCogburn585
I sent in a sample and the worst part was catching a turd on the special paper to before it hit the water. That didn’t work for me. It would work if you just dropped a nugget.
Luckily, the next day I had dropped one long enough to stick out above the water line a few inches.
This is the way!
Luckily, the next day I had dropped one long enough to stick out above the water line a few inches.
This is the way!
Posted on 3/25/25 at 1:02 pm to Yewkindewit
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had dropped one long enough to stick out above the water line a few inches.
No way man. Come on. Maybe in an airplane or boat toilet
Posted on 3/25/25 at 1:05 pm to jbgleason
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The failure rate is high and the False Positive is astronomical.
True Story.
Crappin on the pot is a pain but having a doc actually look up there is pretty much 100% effective.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 1:07 pm to HogPharmer
On top of spaghetti...all covered with--GRUNT, PLOP--cheeeeeeese.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 1:40 pm to RoosterCogburn585
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I mean I've seen some of those delivery drivers be pretty rough with packages....
Posted on 3/25/25 at 1:46 pm to Yewkindewit
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I sent in a sample and the worst part was catching a turd on the special paper to before it hit the water.
Pro tip for those taking fecal tests
Get at least two of these (the plastic ones, not the cardboard) and keep them in your bathroom closet
Insert it in the toilet
Place the "catch paper" in here
As a guy get a few specimen cups in advance before your test day. Nothing is worse than having a great piss when you get up but dry as a bone when you are at the lab and have to piss in the cup then.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 2:02 pm to OysterPoBoy
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What about the guy back at the factory that has to open them all day?
Had a buddy trying to get into med school. Took a job working in a lab in the meantime. Said some of the samples that came into the lab were in diapers.
Hard pass. He finally made it tho.
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