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How flexible are you?

Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:17 am
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14435 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:17 am
As part of my New Year’s resolution I started doing two 20 minute stretch sessions a day. Morning and night. I’ve never felt better and can damn near do a split now. Have also dropped some pounds.

How many here routinely stretch? If not I truly recommend it as it’s free and doesn’t take much time.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75064 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:18 am to
quote:

and can damn near do a split now.




Sure you can.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56898 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:19 am to
I’m more flexible than you and I never practice stretching


I don’t practice running either, Jeff Landry passed constitutional carry
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13022 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:20 am to
I get stretched every morning, daddy.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
39217 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:20 am to
How nice that you are trying to be more flexible for your boyfriend. When he returns to the office, now you can more easily fit under his desk!
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
2601 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:21 am to
Try yoga. It’s just stretching and meditating at the same time. Has nothing to do with being liberal.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25579 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:23 am to
quote:

How flexible are you?

More or less a Cheeto that sat out for a week and then got baked in the oven at 600 degrees
This post was edited on 2/17/25 at 7:24 am
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
20298 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:23 am to
"Being flexible is gay," said a bunch of dudes who can't bend over to tie their own shoes
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14336 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:27 am to
I do yoga 4 or 5 times per week. It's helped out my mobility a lot.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
29436 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:27 am to
I can suck my own dick. Not saying I do or have tried because I’m not gay but I could if I wanted to. It’s impressive considering my penis is 3.5 inches erect.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
11427 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:28 am to
Not flexible at all. At 12 years old I could touch my toes but it felt like my hamstrings were going to explode.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
2560 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:40 am to
BabyTac thread aside, the message is correct.

You don’t have to be some nut who does an hour of stretching everyday, a 5-10 minute session a few times a week is huge for mobility and injury prevention, especially as you age.
This post was edited on 2/17/25 at 7:41 am
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
43321 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:41 am to
quote:

can damn near do a split now.

Well, women are able to do the splits easier.
quote:

Have also dropped some pounds


You go girl. Get that big stomach flat but keep that arse fat for daddy.
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
2498 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:42 am to
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bend over


See this is why we're onto you
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
36476 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:43 am to
Flexible enough to not get my panties in a wad over where productive people get their work done.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
2560 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:48 am to
quote:

Flexible enough to not get my panties in a wad over where productive people get their work done.

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31595 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:49 am to
Very
Posted by Nitrogen
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2016
7148 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:53 am to
the BabyTac threads never disappoint
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
69737 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 7:56 am to
not nearly as flexible as your online pretend persona.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
8904 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 8:10 am to
I’m 66 and very flexible. I will eat wherever my wife wants to go.
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