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Giant Sturgeon attacks mermaid performer in aquarium
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:21 pm
Attack took place at a Chinese aquarium during a kids show. Swimmers face was cut.
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:23 pm to DesScorp
Im glad they cut off after that.
They about to be having some sushi.
They about to be having some sushi.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:23 pm to DesScorp
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:24 pm to DesScorp
did they call a nurse shark?
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:24 pm to DesScorp
I couldn't help it, but I laughed.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:28 pm to DesScorp
I wonder if Confucius has any proverbs about Sturgeon
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:28 pm to OweO
Why she swimming right in its face? Startled it and reaction was to bite. What a dumbass!
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:29 pm to SCLSUMuddogs
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I wonder if Confucius has any proverbs about Sturgeon
Confucius say mermaid who upset sturgeon will soon be needing surgeon
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:29 pm to DesScorp
Confucius say woman who dresses as fish will get eaten by bigger fish.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:30 pm to DesScorp
That’s why I hate sturgeon.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:32 pm to Havoc
Her recovery is going to be a tough roe to hoe.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:34 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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Her recovery is going to be a tough roe to hoe.
it's all on video, that sturgeon is gill-ty as hell!
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:37 pm to DesScorp
quote:Did they call for a sturgeon surgeon??
Giant Sturgeon attacks mermaid performer in aquarium
EDIT: Dammit, 711!!
This post was edited on 1/29/25 at 3:39 pm
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:39 pm to 777Tiger
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did they call a nurse shark?
They need to call a surgeon fish first.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:45 pm to DesScorp
Well, she said she wanted to be part of this world.
She started by giving head.
She started by giving head.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:46 pm to DesScorp
Is this what we calling “attacked” these days?
If that’s the case then a butterfly attacked me earlier when it flew in to my arm.
If that’s the case then a butterfly attacked me earlier when it flew in to my arm.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:49 pm to DesScorp
Sturgeon obviously is not a DEI fan he knows only the white Womenz can be mermaids
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:52 pm to DesScorp
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:56 pm to Gnash
Confucius say sometimes you get the sturgeon, sometimes the sturgeon gets you.
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