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Anyone seen the Substance with Demi Moore?
Posted on 1/15/25 at 7:23 am
Posted on 1/15/25 at 7:23 am
Demi won the Golden Globe for best actress for it so wife and I watched it last night.
WTF did I just watch? I’m all for artsy and horror/gross but this was one weird arse movie. It’s like they took the Fly to a whole new level.
The critics and even fans praised it and love it, but I guess I just don’t get it. We will fight through about anything, but we thought about turning it off about 3 times.
Also, Demi Moore looks amazing for 63 and Margaret Qualley is stunning with the best rack I’ve seen in a while.
That alone was worth it.
WTF did I just watch? I’m all for artsy and horror/gross but this was one weird arse movie. It’s like they took the Fly to a whole new level.
The critics and even fans praised it and love it, but I guess I just don’t get it. We will fight through about anything, but we thought about turning it off about 3 times.
Also, Demi Moore looks amazing for 63 and Margaret Qualley is stunning with the best rack I’ve seen in a while.
That alone was worth it.
Posted on 1/15/25 at 7:30 am to dallastiger55
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Margaret Qualley is stunning
She got dem good genes from her mama.

Posted on 1/15/25 at 7:39 am to dallastiger55
I enjoyed it but it was 30min too long and the last act goes off the rails
prosthetics unfortunately. Margaret is flat as a board
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Margaret Qualley is stunning with the best rack I’ve seen in a while.
prosthetics unfortunately. Margaret is flat as a board
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:16 am to Carson123987
Good point. We enjoyed the first hour. The last act was like an 80s B movie you’d see on Up All Night
Damn, prosthetics? Even her arse? Would still smash. Even Demi
Damn, prosthetics? Even her arse? Would still smash. Even Demi
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:28 am to dallastiger55
quote:you say that as if it was a bad thing
The last act was like an 80s B movie you’d see on Up All Night
loved me some Rhonda back in the day
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:38 am to dallastiger55
I got my quick fill of titties then turned off this awful movie.
Posted on 1/15/25 at 9:10 am to dallastiger55
Didn't love it. She was fantastic in it, but overall movie just wasn't my cup of tea. Its style of arthouse and attempt at shock and awe just wasn't appealing.
I know some that absolutely loved it though. I wasn't one of them.
I know some that absolutely loved it though. I wasn't one of them.
Posted on 1/15/25 at 9:18 am to dallastiger55
acts 1 and 2 were interesting and they could have done a LOT more with the wrap up but unfortunatetly they channeled David Cronenberg for act 3 and ruined every bit of potential it had. so instead of making a meaningful statement it left me not giving a damn what they were trying to say
This post was edited on 1/15/25 at 9:20 am
Posted on 1/15/25 at 9:21 am to Don Quixote
first half of the movie is awesome, the second half is complete shite.
Its worth seeing for the first half tho.
Its worth seeing for the first half tho.
Posted on 1/15/25 at 10:46 am to CBandits82
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first half of the movie is awesome, the second half is complete shite. It’s worth seeing for the first half tho.
Sounds like “From Dusk Til Dawn”
Posted on 1/15/25 at 10:54 am to Don Quixote
Agreed. I thought the 3rd act was way too campy and over the top but not enough to ruin the movie for me.
Posted on 1/15/25 at 11:04 am to dallastiger55
It was good but went completely off the rails at the end.
Posted on 1/15/25 at 11:45 am to ScoopAndScore
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first half of the movie is awesome, the second half is complete shite. It’s worth seeing for the first half tho.
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Sounds like “From Dusk Til Dawn”
Say what?
I think you have that reversed. The first half of FDTD is fairly boring. It gets awesome once they get to the border/bar.
ETA: I am interested to see this once it hits (free) streaming. Not sure I'll like it, but the comments alone have me interested to see just how fricked up this movie is.
This post was edited on 1/15/25 at 11:47 am
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:33 pm to dallastiger55
Posted on 1/15/25 at 6:50 pm to CocomoLSU
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I am interested to see this once it hits (free) streaming. Not sure I'll like it, but the comments alone have me interested to see just how fricked up this movie is.
Mubi owns it, and they have their own streaming service. They regularly license other people's content, all of it foreign or indie. They have yet to license one of their films to another streamer.
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:45 pm to CocomoLSU
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I think you have that reversed. The first half of FDTD is fairly boring. It gets awesome once they get to the border/
No. It all goes to shite once Salma Hayek turns into a vampire.
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:47 pm to dallastiger55
when she turns into the the blob, i was thinking of the scene in "planet terror" when bruce willis' character blows up with that zombie virus.....yada yada....its a decent movie ruined by the last 20 min
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