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I just achieved another great victory for our movement
Posted on 11/30/24 at 5:00 pm
Posted on 11/30/24 at 5:00 pm
Mates, I was making groceries here in Portland, and I noticed that the commemorative TIME magazine issue featuring our handsome, smiling President-Elect was being hidden behind the John Krasinsky "Sexiest Man Alive" issue in multiple aisles.
Because the patron ahead of me had a huge cart full of product (a full 1984 Cadillac sedan cart, mind you - not a little cuck cart that you see in boutique stores), allowing me to take the liberty of walking down and ensuring that our smiling hero was featured in all open check out aisles
One liberal lady (my favourite to annoy) asked me what I was doing, when I gently nudged her cart aside and placed several magazines at eye level.
"Only $14.99, ma'am - hot off the press!" I replied - reaching out an issue to her, which she angrily refused.
Another liberal-seeming couple shook their head at me as I proceeded to correct the facings on their aisle next.
What a day, now time to pressure cook my tri-tip for keto taco night and enjoy the LSU / Oklahoma game
Because the patron ahead of me had a huge cart full of product (a full 1984 Cadillac sedan cart, mind you - not a little cuck cart that you see in boutique stores), allowing me to take the liberty of walking down and ensuring that our smiling hero was featured in all open check out aisles
One liberal lady (my favourite to annoy) asked me what I was doing, when I gently nudged her cart aside and placed several magazines at eye level.
"Only $14.99, ma'am - hot off the press!" I replied - reaching out an issue to her, which she angrily refused.
Another liberal-seeming couple shook their head at me as I proceeded to correct the facings on their aisle next.
What a day, now time to pressure cook my tri-tip for keto taco night and enjoy the LSU / Oklahoma game
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Posted on 11/30/24 at 5:03 pm to SirWinston
“Bagboy at register 4 please”
Posted on 11/30/24 at 5:03 pm to SirWinston
Excellent work, comrade.
Next, invite some folks to a Bible study and see how they react.
Next, invite some folks to a Bible study and see how they react.
Posted on 11/30/24 at 5:04 pm to SirWinston
Great work, mate.
Posted on 11/30/24 at 5:06 pm to SirWinston
quote:
(a full 1984 Cadillac sedan cart, mind you - not a little cuck cart that you see in boutique stores),
good for you, mate! 
Posted on 11/30/24 at 5:08 pm to SirWinston
I was in Publix in the weeks leading up to the election Whatever magazine it was, don't care, had Kamala's big stupid face on the cover.
Clearly, the first line of recourse was to flip it over and show the back.
One small problem.
Her stupid dumb face was on the back cover too!!!
These a-holes KNEW Americans would cringe at the sight of her, and try to do exactly what I did.
I just said F it, and moved on.
Clearly, the first line of recourse was to flip it over and show the back.
One small problem.
Her stupid dumb face was on the back cover too!!!
These a-holes KNEW Americans would cringe at the sight of her, and try to do exactly what I did.
I just said F it, and moved on.
Posted on 11/30/24 at 5:08 pm to SirWinston
Not all hero's wear capes....
Sometimes they push a shopping cart.
Sometimes they push a shopping cart.
Posted on 11/30/24 at 5:10 pm to SirWinston
Nice job SW.
What I’m really shocked about is a Time magazine costs $15.00.
I can’t imagine they sell many.
What I’m really shocked about is a Time magazine costs $15.00.
I can’t imagine they sell many.
Posted on 11/30/24 at 5:17 pm to bird35
Thanks mate - it's not a regular Time magazine it's a thick one with a squared off spine - must have been 90 or so paginas
Posted on 11/30/24 at 5:19 pm to SirWinston
;)
Posted on 11/30/24 at 5:38 pm to SirWinston
Nice job. I am still shocked any magazine cost $15 What do the normal Time Magazines charge
Posted on 11/30/24 at 5:52 pm to SirWinston
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Mates
If you were not raised in the british empire, please stop with this stupid shite.
Posted on 12/10/24 at 2:56 pm to SirWinston
Mates the Harris / Walz sign is still up, but now this house has a NATIVITY SCENE cling on the window (the same wall that features a heckin TRANNY flag. Smh. Portland.
Posted on 12/10/24 at 3:19 pm to SirWinston
quote:
John Krasinsky "Sexiest Man Alive"
What????
Posted on 12/10/24 at 3:27 pm to SirWinston
I believe this as much as I believe the liberal powerlifter story. 
Posted on 12/10/24 at 3:27 pm to SirWinston
quote:
Mates the Harris / Walz sign is still up, but now this house has a NATIVITY SCENE cling on the window (the same wall that features a heckin TRANNY flag. Smh. Portland.
Are you sure it’s a legitimate nativity scene and not some woke sacrilege?
Posted on 12/10/24 at 3:30 pm to John Barron
quote:
Nice job. I am still shocked any magazine cost $15 What do the normal Time Magazines charge
Posted on 12/10/24 at 3:45 pm to SirWinston
What a bold lad you are. The courage it must have taken. Let Trump know so you can get that Medal of Freedom nomination.
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