Do airports have the shittiest toilet paper known to man ?

No.. any office building managed by Highwoods has the worst

Zero ply. Nothing more depressing than having to wait for one to open up too. Typically early morning flights. You can feel the heat of the previous shite hit you in the face when you enter.

I carry a roll of Charmin in my backpack when traveling just for such an occasion.

I even bring my own TP to work, to replace the industrial grade sandpaper that my employer so kindly provides.

Get you a portable bidet and stop ripping your a-hole with that paper.

No, try construction site port-o-potty’s. I’ll even throw in cruise ship TP as well. It has to be poor quality for their plumbing system to function properly

The best are hotel lobbies. If I’m out and about and suddenly start prairie dogging, I never stop at convenience stores or fast food places. I pull up to the first hotel I see and walk in the lobby like I’m a guest.

Bathrooms are also super clean and quiet. A man can really get some work done in a hotel lobby bathroom

Been to the port authority ?

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Dude delete your post. Don't let the secret out.

Anywhere that has that 1/2 ply, sandpaper crap your finger sticks through unless you use a metric ton of it just hates people

You obviously haven’t used a porta can lately